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Mr. Swiveller contemplated these things for a short time, then laid his head on the pillow again.

“I’m dreaming,” thought Richard, “that’s clear. When I went to bed my hands were not made of egg-shells, and now I can almost see through ’em. If this is not a dream, I have woke up, by mistake, in an Arabian Night instead of a London one. But I have no doubt I’m asleep. Not the least.”

Here the small servant had another cough.

“Very remarkable!” thought Mr. Swiveller. “I never dreamed such a real cough as that before. There’s another–and another–I say!–I’m dreaming rather fast!

“It’s an Arabian Night; that’s what it is,” said Richard. “I’m in Damascus or Grand Cairo. The Marchioness is a Genie and having had a wager with another Genie about who is the handsomest young man alive, and the worthiest to be the husband of the Princess of China, has brought me away, room and all, to compare us together.”

Not feeling quite satisfied with this explanation, Mr. Swiveller determined to take the first opportunity of addressing his companion. An occasion soon presented itself. The Marchioness dealt, turned up a knave, and omitted to take the usual advantage, upon which Mr. Swiveller called out as loud as he could–“Two for his heels!”

The Marchioness jumped up quickly, and clapped her hands.

“Arabian Night certainly,” thought Mr. Swiveller; “they always clap their hands, instead of ringing the bell. Now for the two thousand black slaves with jars and jewels on their heads!”

It appeared however, that she had only clapped her hands for joy, as directly afterward she began to laugh, and then to cry, declaring, not in choice Arabic, but in familiar English, that she was “so glad she didn’t know what to do.”

“Marchioness,” said Mr. Swiveller, “will you have the goodness to inform me where I shall find my voice; and what has become of my flesh?”

The Marchioness only shook her head mournfully, and cried again, whereupon Mr. Swiveller (being very weak) felt his own eyes affected likewise.

“I begin to infer, Marchioness,” said Richard, after a pause, “that I have been ill.”

“You just have!” replied the small servant, wiping her eyes. “Haven’t you been a-talking nonsense!”

“Oh!”, said Dick. “Very ill, Marchioness, have I been?”

“Dead, all but,” replied the small servant. “I never thought you’d get better.”

Mr. Swiveller was silent for a long period. By and by he inquired how long he had been there.

“Three weeks to-morrow.” replied the small servant, “three long slow weeks.”

The bare thought of having been in such extremity caused Richard to fall into another silence. The Marchioness, having arranged the bedclothes more comfortably, and felt that his hands and forehead were quite cool, cried a little more, and then applied herself to getting tea ready, and making some thin dry toast.

While she was thus engaged Mr. Swiveller looked on with a grateful heart, very much astonished to see how thoroughly at home she made herself. She propped him up with pillows, and looked on with unutterable satisfaction, while he took his poor meal with a relish which the greatest dainties of the earth might have failed to provoke. Having cleared away, and disposed everything comfortably about him again, she sat down to take her own tea.

“Marchioness,” said Mr. Swiveller, “have you seen Sally lately?”

“Seen her!” cried the small servant. “Bless you, I’ve run away!”

Mr. Swiveller immediately laid himself down again, and so remained for about five minutes. After that lapse of time he resumed his sitting posture, and inquired,–

“And where do you live, Marchioness?”

“Live!” cried the small servant. “Here!”

“Oh!” said Mr. Swiveller.

With that he fell down flat again, as suddenly as if he had been shot. Thus he remained until she had finished her meal, when being propped up again he opened a further conversation.

“And so,” said Dick, “you have run away?”

“Yes,” said the Marchioness; “and they’ve been a ’tising of me.”

“Been–I beg your pardon,” said Dick. “What have they been doing?”