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“Niver!” lied Birdie. “I was with her to the end. It started with a cold on th’ chest. Have some French fried with yer beef, Mr. Teddy. They’re illigent to-day.”

Birdie glided off to the kitchen. Authors are fond of the word “glide.” But you can take it literally this time. Birdie had a face that looked like a huge mistake, but she walked like a panther, and they’re said to be the last cry as gliders. She walked with her chin up and her hips firm. That comes from juggling trays. You have to walk like that to keep your nose out of the soup. After a while the walk becomes a habit. Any seasoned dining-room girl could give lessons in walking to the Delsarte teacher of an Eastern finishing school.

From the day that Birdie Callahan served Ted with the roast beef medium and the elegant French fried, she appointed herself monitor over his food and clothes and morals. I wish I could find words to describe his bitter loneliness. He did not seek companionship. The men, although not directly avoiding him, seemed somehow to have pressing business whenever they happened in his vicinity. The women ignored him. Mrs. Dankworth, still dashing and still widowed, passed Ted one day and looked fixedly at a point one inch above his head. In a town like ours the Haley House is like a big, hospitable clubhouse. The men drop in there the first thing in the morning, and the last thing at night, to hear the gossip and buy a cigar and jolly the girl at the cigar counter. Ted spoke to them when they spoke to him. He began to develop a certain grim line about the mouth. Jo Haley watched him from afar, and the longer he watched the kinder and more speculative grew the look in his eyes. And slowly and surely there grew in the hearts of our townspeople a certain new respect and admiration for this boy who was fighting his fight.

Ted got into the habit of taking his meals late, so that Birdie Callahan could take the time to talk to him.

“Birdie,” he said one day, when she brought his soup, “do you know that you’re the only decent woman who’ll talk to me? Do you know what I mean when I say that I’d give the rest of my life if I could just put my head in my mother’s lap and have her muss up my hair and call me foolish names?”

Birdie Callahan cleared her throat and said abruptly: “I was noticin’ yesterday your gray pants needs pressin’ bad. Bring ’em down tomorrow mornin’ and I’ll give ’em th’ elegant crease in the laundry.”

So the first weeks went by, and the two months of Miss Wenzel’s stay came to an end. Ted thanked his God and tried hard not to wish that she was a man so that he could punch her head.

The day before the time appointed for her departure she was closeted with Jo Haley for a long, long time. When finally she emerged a bellboy lounged up to Ted with a message.

“Wenzel says th’ Old Man wants t’ see you. ‘S in his office. Say, Mr. Terrill, do yuh think they can play to-day? It’s pretty wet.”

Jo Haley was sunk in the depths of his big leather chair. He did not look up as Ted entered. “Sit down,” he said. Ted sat down and waited, puzzled.

“As a wizard at figures,” mused Jo Haley at last, softly as though to himself, “I’m a frost. A column of figures on paper makes my head swim. But I can carry a whole regiment of ’em in my head. I know every time the barkeeper draws one in the dark. I’ve been watchin’ this thing for the last two weeks hopin’ you’d quit and come and tell me.” He turned suddenly and faced Ted. “Ted, old kid,” he said sadly, “what’n’ell made you do it again?”

“What’s the joke?” asked Ted.