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“There’s a common-sense view,” said Sergeant Bellews oracularly, “and a crazy view, and there’s what the Pentagon says, which ain’t either.” He stood up. “I see where I go back to my shop and finish rehabilitatin’ the colonel’s vacuum cleaner. You gentlemen care to join me?”

Howell said indignantly:

“This is ridiculous! This is absurd!”

“Uh-uh,” said Sergeant Bellews benignly. “This is the armed forces. There’ll be an order makin’ some sort of sense come along later. Meanwhile, I can brief you guys on Mahon machines so you’ll be ready to start up again with better information when a clearance order does come through. And I got some beer in my quarters behind the Rehab Shop. Come along with me!”

He led the way out of the room. The young lieutenant paused to close the door firmly behind him and to lock it. A bored private, with side-arms, took post before it. The lieutenant was a very conscientious young man.

But he did not interfere with the parade to Sergeant Bellews’ quarters. The young lieutenant was very military, and the ways of civilians were not his concern. If eminent scientists chose to go to Sergeant Bellews’ quarters instead of the Officers Club, to which their assimilated rank entitled them, it was strictly their affair.

* * * * *

They reached the Rehab Shop, and Sergeant Bellews went firmly to a standby-light-equipped refrigerator in his quarters. He brought out beer and deftly popped off the tops. The icebox door closed quietly.

“Here’s to crime,” said Sergeant Bellews amiably.

He drank. Howell sipped gloomily. Graves drank thoughtfully. Lecky looked anticipative.

“Sergeant,” he said, “did I see a gleam in your eye just now?”

Sergeant Bellews reflected, gently shaking his opened beer-can with a rotary motion, for no reason whatever.

“Uh-uh,” he rumbled. “I wouldn’t say a gleam. But you mighta seen a glint. I got some ideas from what I seen during that broadcast. I wanna get to work on ’em. Here’s the place to do the work. We got facilities here.”

Howell said with precise hot anger:

“This is the most idiotic situation I have ever seen even in government service!”

“You ain’t been around much,” the sergeant told him kindly. “It happens everywhere. All the time. It ain’t even a exclusive feature of the armed forces.” He put down his beer-can and patted his stomach. “There’s guys who sit up nights workin’ out standard operational procedures just to make things like this happen, everywhere. The colonel hadda do what he did. He’s got orders, too. But he felt bad. So he sent the lieutenant to tell us. He does the colonel’s dirty jobs–and he loves his work.”

* * * * *

He moved grandly toward the Rehab Shop proper, which opened off the quarters he lived in–very much as a doctor’s office is apt to open off his living quarters.

“We follow?” asked Lecky zestfully. “You plan something?”

“Natural!” said Sergeant Bellews largely.

He led the way into the Rehab Shop, which was dark and shadowy, and only very dimly lighted by flickering, wavering lights of many machines waiting as if hopefully to be called on for action. There were the shelves of machines not yet activated. Sergeant Bellews led the way toward his desk. There was a vacuum cleaner on it, on standby. He put it down on the floor.

Lecky watched him with some eagerness. The others came in, Howell dourly and Graves wiping his moustache.

The sergeant considered his domain.

“We’ll be happy to help you,” said Lecky.

“Thanks,” said the sergeant. “I’m under orders to help you, too, y’know. Just supposing you asked me to whip up something to analyze what Betsy receives, so it can be checked on that it is a new wave-type.”