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The obedient Sid reached the door of Pearlie’s little office just off the lobby as the leading lady came down the stairs with a spangled scarf trailing over her arm. It was an effective entrance.

“Why, hello!” said Pearlie, looking up from her typewriter as though Sid Strang were the last person in the world she expected to see. “What do you want here? Ethel, this is my friend, Mr. Sid Strang, one of our rising young lawyers. His neckties always match his socks. Sid, this is my friend, Miss Ethel Evans, of New York. We’re going over to the strawberry social at the M. E. parsonage. I don’t suppose you’d care about going?”

Mr. Sid Strang gazed at the leading lady in the white lingerie dress with the pink slip, and the V-shaped neck, and the spangled scarf, and turned to Pearlie.

“Why, Pearlie Schultz!” he said reproachfully. “How can you ask? You know what a strawberry social means to me! I haven’t missed one in years!”

“I know it,” replied Pearlie, with a grin. “You feel the same way about Thursday evening prayer-meeting too, don’t you? You can walk over with us if you want to. We’re going now. Miss Evans and I have got a booth.”

Sid walked. Pearlie led them determinedly past the rows of gray suits and lavender and pink shirts on the benches in front of the hotel. And as the leading lady came into view the gray suits stopped talking baseball and sat up and took notice. Pearlie had known all those young men inside of the swagger suits in the days when their summer costume consisted of a pair of dad’s pants cut down to a doubtful fit, and a nondescript shirt damp from the swimming-hole. So she called out, cheerily:

“We’re going over to the strawberry festival. I expect to see all you boys there to contribute your mite to the church carpet.”

The leading lady turned to look at them, and smiled. They were such a dapper, pink-cheeked, clean-looking lot of boys, she thought. At that the benches rose to a man and announced that they might as well stroll over right now. Whenever a new girl comes to visit in our town our boys make a concerted rush at her, and develop a “case” immediately, and the girl goes home when her visit is over with her head swimming, and forever after bores the girls of her home town with tales of her conquests.

The ladies of the First M. E. Church still talk of the money they garnered at the strawberry festival. Pearlie’s out-of-town friend was garnerer-in-chief. You take a cross-eyed, pock-marked girl and put her in a white dress, with a pink slip, on a green lawn under a string of rose-colored Japanese lanterns, and she’ll develop an almost Oriental beauty. It is an ideal setting. The leading lady was not cross-eyed or pock-marked. She stood at the lantern-illumined booth, with Pearlie in the background, and dis- pensed an unbelievable amount of strawberries. Sid Strang and the hotel bench brigade assisted. They made engagements to take Pearlie and her friend down river next day, and to the ball game, and planned innumerable picnics, gazing meanwhile into the leading lady’s eyes. There grew in the cheeks of the leading lady a flush that was not brought about by the pink slip, or the Japanese lanterns, or the skillful application of rouge.

By nine o’clock the strawberry supply was exhausted, and the presiden
t of the Foreign Missionary Society was sending wildly down-town for more ice-cream.

“I call it an outrage,” puffed Pearlie happily, ladling ice-cream like mad. “Making a poor working girl like me slave all evening! How many was that last order? Four? My land! that’s the third dish of ice-cream Ed White’s had! You’ll have something to tell the villagers about when you get back to New York.”

The leading lady turned a flushed face toward Pearlie. “This is more fun than the Actors’ Fair. I had the photograph booth last year, and I took in nearly as much as Lil Russell; and goodness knows, all she needs to do at a fair is to wear her diamond-and-pearl stomacher and her set-piece smile, and the men just swarm around her like the pictures of a crowd in a McCutcheon cartoon.”