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Becky reposed upon the chatelaine bag and waved her still damp shoes exultantly. Eva lay, face downward beside her, and peered wonderingly deep into the roots of things.

“Don’t it smells nice!” she gloated. “Don’t it looks nice! My, ain’t we havin’ the party-time!”

“Don’t mention it,” said Patrick, in careful imitation of his mother’s hostess’s manner. “I’m pleased to see you, I’m sure.”

“The Central Park is awful pretty,” Sadie soliloquized as she lay on her back and watched the waving branches and blue sky far above. “Awful pretty! I likes we should live here all the time.”

“Well,” began Ignatius Aloysius Diamantstein, in slight disparagement of his rival’s powers as a cicerone; “well, I ain’t seen no lions, nor no rubber-neck-boat-birds. Und we ain’t had no rides on nothings. Und I ain’t heard no hollers neither.”

As if in answer to this criticism there arose upon the road beyond the trees a snorting, panting noise, growing momentarily louder and culminating just as East Side nerves were strained to breaking point, in a long, hoarse and terrifying yell. There was a flash of red, a cloud of dust, three other toots of agony, and the thing was gone. Gone, too, were the explorers and gone their peaceful rest. To the distant end of the field they flew, led by the panic-stricken chaperon, and followed by Eva and Patrick, hand in hand, he making show of a bravery he was far from feeling, and she frankly terrified. In a secluded corner, near the restaurant, the chaperon was run to earth by her breathless charges.

“I seen the lion,” she panted over and over. “I seen the fierce, big red lion, und I don’t know where is my mamma.”

Patrick saw that one of the attractions had failed to attract, so he tried another.

“Let’s go and see the cows,” he proposed. “Don’t you know the po’try piece Miss Bailey learned us about cows?”

Again the emotional chaperon interrupted. “I’m loving much mit Miss Bailey, too,” she wailed. “Und I don’t know where is she neither.” But the pride of learning upheld the others and they chanted in singsong chorus, swaying rhythmically the while from leg to leg:

“The friendly cow all red and white,

I love with all my heart:

She gives me cream with all her might,

To eat with apple-tart Robert Louis Stevenson.”

Becky’s tears ceased. “Be there cows in the Central Park?” she demanded.

“Sure,” said Patrick.

“Und what kind from cream will he give us? Ice cream?”

“Sure,” said Patrick again.

“Let’s go,” cried the emotional chaperon. A passing stranger turned the band in the general direction of the menagerie and the reality of the cow brought the whole “memory gem” into strange and undreamed reality.

Gaily they set out through new and always beautiful ways; through tunnels where feet and voices rang with ghostly boomings most pleasant to the ear; over bridges whence they saw–in partial proof of Isaac Borrachsohn’s veracity–“mans und ladies ridin’.” Of a surety they rode nothing more exciting than horses, but that was, to East Side eyes, an unaccustomed sight, and Eva opined that it was owing, probably, to the shortness of their watch that they saw no lions and tigers similarly amiable. The cows, too, seemed far to seek, but the trees and grass and flowers were everywhere. Through long stretches of “for sure country” they picked their way, until they came, hot but happy, to a green and shady summer house on a hill. There they halted to rest, and there Ignatius Aloysius, with questionable delicacy, began to insist once more upon the full measure of his bond.

“We ain’t seen the rubber-neck-boat-birds,” he complained. “Und we ain’t had no rides on nothings.”

“You don’t know what is polite,” cried Eva, greatly shocked at his carping spirit in the presence of a hard-worked host. “You could to think shame over how you says somethings like that on a party.”