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The Jewish Trinity
by
As if to confirm Barstein’s vision of the bluff and burly Briton, Sir Asher was soon heard over the clatter of conversation protesting vehemently against the views of Tom Fuller, the degenerate son of a Tory squire.
‘Give Ireland Home Rule?’ he was crying passionately. ‘Oh, my dear Mr. Fuller, it would be the beginning of the end of our Empire!’
‘But the Irish have as much right to govern themselves as we have!’ the young Englishman maintained.
‘They would not so much govern themselves as misgovern the Protestant minority,’ cried Sir Asher, becoming almost epigrammatic in his excitement. ‘Home Rule simply means the triumph of Roman Catholicism.’
It occurred to the cynical Barstein that even the defeat of Roman Catholicism meant no victory for Judaism, but he stayed his tongue with a salted almond. Let the Briton make the running. This the young gentleman proceeded to do at a great pace.
‘Then how about Home Rule for India? There’s no Catholic majority there!’
‘Give up India!’ Sir Asher opened horrified eyes. This heresy was new to him. ‘Give up the brightest jewel in the British crown! And let the Russian bear come and swallow it up! No, no! A thousand times no!’ Sir Asher even gestured with his fork in his patriotic fervour, forgetting he was not on the platform.
‘So I imagine the patriarchs to have talked!’ said the Mayoress, admiringly observing his animation. Whereat the sculptor laughed once more. He was amused, too, at the completeness with which the lion of Judah had endued himself with the skin of the British lion. To a cosmopolitan artist this bourgeois patriotism was peculiarly irritating. But soon his eyes wandered again towards Miss Aaronsberg, and he forgot trivialities.
II
The end of the meal was punctuated, not by the rising of the ladies, but by the host’s assumption of a black cap, which popped up from his coat-tail pocket. With his head thus orientally equipped for prayer, Sir Asher suddenly changed into a Rembrandtesque figure, his white beard hiding the society shirtfront; and as he began intoning the grace in Hebrew, the startled Barstein felt that the Mayoress had at least a superficial justification. There came to him a touch of new and artistic interest in this prosy, provincial ex-M.P., who, environed by powdered footmen, sat at the end of his glittering dinner-table uttering the language of the ancient prophets; and he respected at least the sturdiness with which Miss Aaronsberg’s father wore his faith, like a phylactery, on his forehead. It said much for his character that these fellow-citizens of his had once elected him as their Member, despite his unpopular creed and race, and were now willing to sit at his table under this tedious benediction. Sir Asher did not even let them off with the shorter form of grace invented by a wise Rabbi for these difficult occasions, yet so far as was visible it was only the Jewish guests–comically distinguished by serviettes shamefacedly dabbed on their heads–who fidgeted under the pious torrent. These were no doubt fearful of boring the Christians whose precious society the Jew enjoyed on a parlous tenure. In the host’s son Julius a superadded intellectual impatience was traceable. He had brought back from Oxford a contempt for his father’s creed which was patent to every Jew save Sir Asher. Barstein, observing all this uneasiness, became curiously angry with his fellow-Jews, despite that he had scrupulously forborne to cover his own head with his serviette; a racial pride he had not known latent in him surged up through all his cosmopolitanism, and he maliciously trusted that the brave Sir Asher would pray his longest. He himself had been a tolerable Hebraist in his forcedly pious boyhood, and though he had neither prayed nor heard any Hebrew prayers for many a year, his new artistic interest led him to listen to the grace, and to disentangle the meaning from the obscuring layers of verbal association and from the peculiar chant enlivened by occasional snatches of melody with which it was intoned.