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PAGE 13

The Icebreaker
by [?]

Upon this, a tall old man with the beard of an apostle and the eyes of a brigand muttered:

“Infidels, why disturb peaceful folk like this? You ought to be thrashed!”

Whereupon Boev, who was changing his clothes, retorted:

“What do you mean by ‘disturb’?”

“Besides,” put in the old soldier, ” even though we are Christians like yourself, we might as well have been drowned for all that you did to help us.”

“What could we have done?”

Meanwhile Ossip had remained lying on the ground with one leg stretched out at full length, and tremulous hands fumbling at his greatcoat as under his breath he muttered:

“Holy Mother, how wet I am! My clothes, though I have only worn them a year, are ruined for ever!”

Moreover, he seemed now to have shrunken again in stature–to have become crumpled up like a man run over. Indeed, as he lay he seemed actually to be melting, so continuously was his bulk decreasing in size.

But suddenly he raised himself to a sitting posture, groaned, and exclaimed in high-pitched, wrathful accents:

“May the devil take you all! Be off with you to your washhouses and churches! Yes, be off, for it seems that, as God couldn’t keep His holy festival without you, I’ve had to stand within an ace of death and to spoil my clothes-yes, all that you fellows should be got out of your fix!”

Nevertheless, the men merely continued taking off their boots, and wringing out their clothes, and conversing with sundry gasps and grunts with the bystanders. So presently Ossip resumed:

“What are you thinking of, you fools? The washhouse is the best place for you, for if the police get you, they’ll soon find you a lodging, and no mistake!”

One of the townspeople put in officiously:

“Aye, aye. The police have been sent for.”

And this led Boev to exclaim to Ossip:

“Why pretend like that?”

“Pretend? I?”

“Yes–you.”

“What do you mean?”

“I mean that it was you who egged us on to cross the river.”

“You say that it was I?”

“I do.”

“Indeed?”

“Aye,” put in Budirin quietly, but incisively. And him the Morduine supported by saying in a sullen undertone:

“It was you, mate. By God it was. It would seem that you have forgotten.”

“Yes, you started all this business,” the old soldier corroborated, in dour, ponderous accents.

“Forgotten, indeed? HE? ” was Boev’s heated exclamation.

“How can you say such a thing? Well, let him not try to shift the responsibility on to others–that’s all! WE’LL see, right enough, that he goes through with it!”

To this Ossip made no reply, but gazed frowningly at his dripping, half-clad men.

All at once, with a curious outburst of mingled smiles and tears (it would be hard to say which), he shrugged his shoulders, threw up his hands, and muttered:

“Yes, it IS true. If it please you, it was I that contrived the idea.”

“Of COURSE it was! ” the old soldier cried triumphantly.

Ossip turned his eyes again to where the river was seething like a bowl of porridge, and, letting his eyes fall with a frown, continued:

“In a moment of forgetfulness I did it. Yet how is it that we were not all drowned? Well, you wouldn’t understand even if I were to tell you. No, by God, you wouldn’t! . . . Don’t be angry with me, mates. Pardon me for the festival’s sake, for I am feeling uneasy of mind. Yes, I it was that egged you on to cross the river, the old fool that I was!”

“Aha!” exclaimed Boev. “But, had I been drowned, what should you have said THEN?”

In fact, by this time Ossip seemed conscious to the full of the futility and the senselessness of what he had done: and in his state of sliminess, as he sat nodding his head, picking at the sand, looking at no one, and emitting a torrent of remorseful words, he reminded me strongly of a new-born calf.

And as I watched him I thought to myself:

“Where now is the leader of men who could draw his fellows in his train with so much care and skill and authority?”