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Mushymush remained in meditation a single moment. Then she looked up proudly.

“My brother has spoken. It is well. He shall have his dime novel. He shall know what kind of a hair-pin his sister Mushymush is.”

And she arose and gamboled lightly as the fawn out of his presence.

In two hours she returned. In one hand she held three small flaxen scalps, in the other “The Boy Marauder,” complete in one volume, price ten cents.

“Three pale-faced children,” she gasped, “were reading it in the tail end of an emigrant wagon. I crept up to them softly. Their parents are still unaware of the accident,” and she sank helpless at his feet.

“Noble girl!” said the Boy Chief, gazing proudly on her prostrate form; “and these are the people that a military despotism expects to subdue!”

CHAPTER IV

But the capture of several wagon-loads of commissary whisky, and the destruction of two tons of stationery intended for the general commanding, which interfered with his regular correspondence with the War Department, at last awakened the United States military authorities to active exertion. A quantity of troops were massed before the “Pigeon Feet” encampment, and an attack was hourly imminent.

“Shine your boots, sir?”

It was the voice of a youth in humble attire, standing before the flap of the commanding general’s tent.

The General raised his head from his correspondence.

“Ah,” he said, looking down on the humble boy, “I see; I shall write that the appliances of civilization move steadily forward with the army. Yes,” he added, “you may shine my military boots. You understand, however, that to get your pay you must first–“

“Make a requisition on the commissary-general, have it certified to by the quartermaster, countersigned by the post-adjutant, and submitted by you to the War Department–“

“And charged as stationery,” added the General, gently. “You are, I see, an intelligent and thoughtful boy. I trust you neither use whisky, tobacco, nor are ever profane?”

“I promised my sainted mother–“

“Enough! Go on with your blacking; I have to lead the attack on the ‘Pigeon Feet’ at eight precisely. It is now half-past seven,” said the General, consulting a large kitchen clock that stood in the corner of his tent.

The little boot-black looked up; the General was absorbed in his correspondence. The boot-black drew a tin putty blower from his pocket, took unerring aim, and nailed in a single shot the minute hand to the dial. Going on with his blacking, yet stopping ever and anon to glance over the General’s plan of campaign, spread on the table before him, he was at last interrupted by the entrance of an officer.

“Everything is ready for the attack, General. It is now eight o’clock.”

“Impossible! It is only half-past seven.”

“But my watch and the watches of your staff–“

“Are regulated by my kitchen clock, that has been in my family for years. Enough! It is only half-past seven.”

The officer retired; the boot-black had finished one boot. Another officer appeared.

“Instead of attacking the enemy, General, we are attacked ourselves. Our pickets are already driven in.”

“Military pickets should not differ from other pickets,” interrupted the boot-black, modestly. “To stand firmly they should be well driven in.”

“Ha! there is something in that,” said the General, thoughtfully. “But who are you, who speak thus?”

Rising to his full height, the boot-black threw off his outer rags, and revealed the figure of the Boy Chief of the “Pigeon Feet.”

“Treason!” shrieked the General; “order an advance along the whole line.”

But in vain. The next moment he fell beneath the tomahawk of the Boy Chief, and within the next quarter of an hour the United States Army was dispersed. Thus ended the battle of Boot-black Creek.

CHAPTER V

And yet the Boy Chief was not entirely happy. Indeed, at times he seriously thought of accepting the invitation extended by the Great Chief at Washington, immediately after the massacre of the soldiers, and once more revisiting the haunts of civilization. His soul sickened in feverish inactivity; schoolmasters palled on his taste; he had introduced base ball, blind hooky, marbles, and peg-top among his Indian subjects, but only with indifferent success. The squaws insisted in boring holes through the china alleys and wearing them as necklaces; his warriors stuck spikes in their base ball bats and made war clubs of them. He could not but feel, too, that the gentle Mushymush, although devoted to her pale-faced brother, was deficient in culinary education. Her mince pies were abominable; her jam far inferior to that made by his Aunt Sally of Doemville. Only an unexpected incident kept him equally from the extreme of listless Sybaritic indulgence, or of morbid cynicism. Indeed, at the age of twelve, he already had become disgusted with existence.