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Alice took the noble brat. It was horribly lively, and squirmed about in her arms, and wanted to crawl on the floor. She could only keep it quiet by saying things to it a boy would be ashamed even to think of saying, such as “Goo goo,” and “Did ums was,” and “Ickle ducksums then.”

When Alice used these expressions the Baby laughed and chuckled and replied:

“Daddadda,” “Bababa,” or “Glueglue.”

But if Alice stopped her remarks for an instant the thing screwed its face up as if it was going to cry, but she never gave it time to begin.

It was a rummy little animal.

Then Dora came back with the bread and milk, and they fed the noble infant. It was greedy and slobbery, but all three girls seemed unable to keep their eyes and hands off it. They looked at it exactly as if it was pretty.

We boys stayed watching them. There was no amusement left for us now, for Oswald saw that Dora’s Secret knocked the bottom out of the perambulator.

When the infant aristocrat had eaten a hearty meal it sat on Alice’s lap and played with the amber heart she wears that Albert’s uncle brought her from Hastings after the business of the bad sixpence and the nobleness of Oswald.

“Now,” said Dora, “this is a council, so I want to be business-like. The Duckums Darling has been stolen away; its wicked stealers have deserted the Precious. We’ve got it. Perhaps its ancestral halls are miles and miles away. I vote we keep the little Lovey Duck till it’s advertised for.”

“If Albert’s uncle lets you,” said Dicky, darkly.

“Oh, don’t say ‘you’ like that,” Dora said; “I want it to be all of our baby. It will have five fathers and three mothers, and a grandfather and a great Albert’s uncle, and a great grand-uncle. I’m sure Albert’s uncle will let us keep it–at any rate till it’s advertised for.”

“And suppose it never is,” Noel said.

“Then so much the better,” said Dora, “the little Duckywux.”

She began kissing the baby again. Oswald, ever thoughtful, said:

“Well, what about your dinner?”

“Bother dinner!” Dora said–so like a girl. “Will you all agree to be his fathers and mothers?”

“Anything for a quiet life,” said Dicky, and Oswald said:

“Oh yes, if you like. But you’ll see we sha’n’t be allowed to keep it.”

“You talk as if he was rabbits or white rats,” said Dora, “and he’s not–he’s a little man, he is.”

“All right, he’s no rabbit, but a man. Come on and get some grub, Dora,” rejoined the kind-hearted Oswald, and Dora did, with Oswald and the other boys. Only Noel stayed with Alice. He really seemed to like the baby. When I looked back he was standing on his head to amuse it, but the baby did not seem to like him any better whichever end of him was up.

Dora went back to the shepherd’s house on wheels directly she had had her dinner. Mrs. Pettigrew was very cross about her not being in to it, but she had kept her some mutton hot all the same. She is a decent sort. And there were stewed prunes. We had some to keep Dora company. Then we boys went fishing again in the moat, but we caught nothing.

Just before tea-time we all went back to the hut, and before we got half across the last field we could hear the howling of the Secret.

“Poor little beggar,” said Oswald, with manly tenderness. “They must be sticking pins in it.”

We found the girls and Noel looking quite pale and breathless. Daisy was walking up and down with the Secret in her arms. It looked like Alice in Wonderland nursing the baby that turned into a pig. Oswald said so, and added that its screams were like it too.

“What on earth is the matter with it?” he said.

” I don’t know,” said Alice. “Daisy’s tired, and Dora and I are quite worn out. He’s been crying for hours and hours. You take him a bit.”