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Chicken Little was a picture, sitting on the floor by the window, with a stereoscope–“the thing ‘at you look fru,” she calls it–in her hand, and the pictures scattered about her.

Now some of the children think that I have been “making up” Chicken Little, and that there is no such a being. A few weeks ago, after I had been talking to a great church full of people, there came up to me a very sweet little girl.

“Do you write stories in The Little Corporal?” she asked.

When I told her I did, she looked up, and asked, earnestly, “Well, is there any real, live Chicken Little?”

Now there may be others of the great army of The Little Corporal that want to know whether there is any “real, live Chicken Little.” I tell you there is. If you could see her merry mischievous face; if you could see her when she stands up on my shoulders like a monkey; if you had heard her, yesterday, explain that God could see in the stove when all the doors were shut; if you could see how she always manages to do what you don’t want her to do, and then find a good excuse for it afterward; you would think there was a live, real “Chicken Little.” If you could have seen the old, funny twinkle in her eye, when I found her with the stereoscope, you would have thought she was a real, live Chicken, sure enough.

“Now, then, you’ve got to tell me a story,” she said.

“‘Got to‘ don’t tell stories.”

“Well, p’ease tell me one, then.”

“Yes,” said Sunbeam, peeping in, “about the Great Panjandrum himself.”

“Ah! you little mink,” I said, “how did you get hold of my secret?”

“Why, I knew it all the time.”

Now, you see, the case was this; I did not know that the children understood where the names of the Garuly and the Joblily, and the Pickaninny came from. But Sunbeam, who dips a little here and there into a great many books, and who never forgets anything she hears, had somehow gotten hold of my secret. It was this. There was a man who could repeat whatever he read once. One of his friends undertook to write something that he could not remember. So he wrote nonsense, and the man with the long memory failed to remember it. The nonsense, which I read when I was a boy, is, if I remember it rightly, as follows:

“She went into the garden to cut a cabbage leaf to make an apple pie; and a great she-bear coming down the street thrust his head into the shop. ‘What, no soap?’ So he died, and she very imprudently married the barber. And there were present the Garulies, and the Joblilies, and the Pickaninnies, and the Great Panjandrum himself, with his little, round button-at-the-top; and they all fell to playing the game of ‘Catch-as-catch-can,’ till the gunpowder ran out at the heels of their boots.”

Now you see where the Garulies and the Joblilies and the Pickaninnies came from. And that’s why the children thought the next story should be about the Great Panjandrum. And so I began:

I was wandering, one day, in the Land of Nod, in that part of it known as the state of Dreams, and in the county of Sleep, and in Doze township, not far from the village of Shuteyetown, in Sleepy Hollow, where stands the Church of the Seven Sleepers, on the corner of Snoring Lane and Sluggard Avenue, near Slumber Hall, owned by the Independent Association of Sleepy-headed Nincompoops.

“What a place!” said Fairy.

Well, as I was going to say, I was walking through Sleepy Hollow, when I met some children.

“Where are you going?” I asked.

“We want to find a four-leaved clover and a beetle with one eye,” said one of them; “for if we can find them, we shall be able to get into the Great Panjandrum’s place, and there we can learn whether there is a bag of gold at the end of the rainbow or not.”