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“The toll woman stood and looked at them and smiled. She was a pleasant personage, not inclined to worry over the misfortunes of her fellow-beings.

“‘Isn’t there a place somewhere near here where I could get a note changed?’ asked Abner.

“‘I can’t say,’ answered the toll woman. ‘I don’t believe any of the houses along the road has got five dollars in change inside of them, and even if you went across the country to any of the farm-houses, you wouldn’t be likely to find that much. But if you are not in a hurry and wouldn’t mind waitin’, it’s as like as not that somebody will be along that’s got five dollars in change. You don’t seem to know this part of the country,’ she added.

“‘No,’ said Abner; ‘when me and my mate travels we generally take the public conveyances. This is the fust time we’ve druv on this road.’

“Then up spoke Sam Twitty: ‘Does you and your husband live here and keep the toll-gate, ma’am?’

“The woman looked as though she thought the plump person a little inquisitive, but she smiled and answered, ‘My husband used to keep the toll-gate, but since he died I’ve kept it.’

“Captain Abner looked troubled. ‘I don’t mind so much waitin’ myself,’ said he, ‘but it’s the horse I’m thinkin’ about. I promised I’d have him fed at twelve o’clock sharp every day I have him. He’s used to it, and I don’t want him givin’ out afore I’m through with him.’

“‘When horses is used to bein’ fed at regular times,’ said the toll-gate woman, ‘they do show it if they don’t get fed. But, if you don’t mind, I’ve got a little stable back there, and some corn, and if you choose to drive your horse into the yard and give him a feed I’ll charge you jes what anybody else would. And while he’s a-feedin’ most likely somebody’ll come along that’s got five dollars in change.’

“For some minutes Sam Twitty had not said a word, but now he most earnestly advised his friend to accept this offer, and, jumping to the ground, he hurried to open the gate so that Captain Abner might drive in. Abner had not yet made up his mind upon the subject, but, as Sam stood there by the open gate, he drove in.

“‘Look a’ here!’ said Sam, as they stood by the stable door. ‘This is a jolly good go! Did you take notice of that toll-gate woman? She’s tiptop to look at. Did you see how clean she is, and what a nice way of smilin’, an’ a good deal of red in her cheeks, too, and jes about old enough, I should say, if I was called upon. And, more than that, I should say, judgin’ from what I’ve seen of her, she’s as likely to be as accommodatin’ as any person I ever did see that I had seed for so short a time. I jes put her into my mind a-goin’ into your parlor and sayin’ that conch-shells was jes what she liked on mantelpieces. And I could put her in jes as well with the gilded idol.’

“‘You seem to do a lot of thinkin’ in a mighty short time,’ said Abner. ‘But what’s all that got to do with anything?’

“‘Do!’ exclaimed Sam. ‘It’s got lots to do. Why wouldn’t she be a good one for her? I don’t believe you’d find a better one in Thompsontown.’

“‘Sam Twitty!’ exclaimed Abner, rather testily, ‘what are you talkin’ about? Do you suppose I’d paint and paper and clean up and furnish one side of my house for her, and then start out on a week’s cruise to look for her, and then take and put in her place and give everything I’ve been gettin’ for her for so many years to the fust woman I meet, and she a toll-gate woman at that?'”

The Frenchman, who had been listening with great apparent interest, now looked so inquiringly at the Master of the House that he paused in his story.