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The Gilded Idol And The King Conch-Shell
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“Mrs. Sickles was not inclined to give attention to any such idle words as these, and she stepped up to Captain Abner.

“‘You seem to think very well of Mr. Twitty, sir,’ she said.

“‘Indeed I do,’ he answered. ‘There ain’t nobody I think more of, on watch or below, in storm or fine weather, take him as you find him, than I do of him.’

“Sam Twitty had not heard any of the remarks which had been made on shore; he had been communing with himself: but now his active mind would no longer permit him to sit still. Springing to his feet, he stepped forward and stood up in the bow of the boat, and cast his eye over the little party in front of him. Then he spoke:

“‘Mrs. Sickles, I want to put a p’int to you that’s been put to you afore, but I want to put it a little different. If there was a gilded idol and a king conch-shell that you knowed of, and you was asked which of them you would like to have for your own, and you only could have one–‘

“‘Oh, dear!’ exclaimed Miss Denby, ‘here is that delightful gilded idol and conch-shell again! I wonder what they will do now!’

“The toll-gate woman was paling and flushing, and these changes of countenance, combined with her becoming summer dress and her straw hat, made her very attractive to the eye. Without waiting for Sam to finish his remarks, she spoke:

“‘I am very sure, Mr. Twitty, that both the things you mention, from what I have heard of them, would be very nice and pleasant; but you see, Mr. Twitty, I don’t–‘

“Sam suddenly stepped upon the rail, steadying himself by the mast. ‘Mrs. Sickles,’ he cried, ‘I’ll put it plainer to you: supposing you couldn’t get the gilded idol?’

“Mrs. Sickles now saw very clearly that there was no more time for hesitation. She stepped a little forward.

“‘In that case,’ she said, ‘I’d take the conch-shell.’

“With a bound, Sam Twitty sprang from the shore, and the next moment he had seized the blushing Mrs. Sickles by the hand. For a moment he gazed proudly around, the sunset light casting a ruddy glow upon his countenance which made it almost as rosy as that of his companion. Then he tucked her under his arm and turned toward the minister.

“‘Please step this way, Mr. Rippledean,’ he said. ‘That little bluff there, with grass on it, is the place I’ve picked out for the ceremony. And, Cap’n Abner, I’ll ask you and that young woman to follow along after us and stand up for witnesses.’

“Just as the upper edge of the sun disappeared beneath the glowing sea, the name of Sickles departed from observation and recognition on that line of longitude. But in the glow upon the faces of Mr. and Mrs. Twitty there was nothing to remind one of a sunset sky. It might have been supposed, rather, that they were gazing eastward, and that the morn was glorious.

“Having gravely saluted his bride, Sam lifted up his voice. He was used to that sort of thing, for he had been a boatswain. ‘Cap’n Abner Budlong,’ he exclaimed, ‘step aft and kiss the bride!’

“When this command had been obeyed with urbane alacrity, Sam called out again, very much as if he were piping all hands to osculation: ‘Rev. Mr. Rippledean, step aft and kiss the bride!’

“When the minister had retired from the performance of his duty, Sam cast a speaking glance in the direction of Miss Denby. He looked as if he would say that on this occasion it was a great pity that any one should be left out. The girl of the buggy understood his glance, and lifted up her voice in laughter.

“‘Oh, no, Mr. Twitty,’ said she, ‘it is not the custom to kiss witnesses.’

“‘Oh, no,’ answered Mrs. Twitty, in tones of approbation; and these were the first words she spoke after she had ceased to be Sickles.