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The Gilded Idol And The King Conch-Shell
by
“‘Hello, Sam!’ shouted Captain Abner from the water’s edge, ‘ain’t you comin’ along?’
“Sam made no answer to any one. He walked silently down toward the boat. Everything seemed to be breaking loose from him, and slipping away. His old friend, who had so long wanted her, and who had prepared his house for her, and had set out to look for her, had declined to take her when he saw her; and he, Sam, who had so thoroughly understood the opportunities which had been spread before the little party that afternoon, and who knew what would happen if these opportunities were allowed to slip out of sight, had been set aside by one woman, laughed at by another, had been advised by a clergyman, and had been scolded by Captain Abner. His soul resented all this, and he saw that the edge of the sun was nearly touching the rim of the distant sea. With a great slap upon his thigh, he sprang to the side of the boat, and turned and faced the others, all of whom were now approaching him.
“‘I am to sail this boat back to Thompsontown,’ he cried. ‘It’s been agreed I’m to do it, and I’m goin’ to do it; but one thing I’ll tell you–the sun can go down, the night can come on, and you can all stay here till mornin’ if you like, but this boat don’t leave this island with me at the helm till I’m a married man!’ With this he skipped on board, sat down in the stern, and clapped his broad hands on the tiller.
“There was a burst of astonishment from the rest of the party as Sam thus seated himself at bay. Even the girl of the buggy did not laugh.
“‘But I must go home,’ she cried, ‘before it is any later. My friends will be waiting supper for me.’
“‘Don’t matter,’ said Sam. ‘Supper can wait.’
“‘Look a’ here,’ said Captain Abner.
“‘I don’t want to look a’ here,’ said Sam. ‘I’m a-lookin’ a different way, and it’s Mrs. Sickles I’m lookin’ at. And you needn’t none of you look cross at me. I’m to steer this boat home, that’s settled, and I don’t steer her an inch till I’m a married man.’
“The others gathered together on the beach and gazed with varied emotions upon the determined figure of Sam as he sat in the stern, his arm resting upon the tiller and one leg crossed leisurely over the other, his protruding slipper lighted up by the rays of the setting sun.
“‘What is the matter with him?’ asked Mr. Rippledean. ‘Is he crazy? Does he really think of forcing us to remain here until he shall be married? I never heard anything–‘
“‘So delightfully absurd,’ interrupted Miss Denby.
“‘There’s nothin’ crazy about Sam Twitty,’ said Captain Abner. ‘He’s as sound as a nut, body and soul. But when Sam makes up his mind he sticks to it. Now sometimes when I make up my mind I don’t stick to it. He’s a good man all around, and he’s got enough to live on, though he never was a cap’n; but you couldn’t find a better fust mate than him, or a better sailor, except perhaps somebody what’s had a leetle more experience. Sam made up his mind that we was all comin’ out here for a weddin’, everything fallin’ together exactly to suit, wind and tide and everything else. But Sam ain’t goin’ to force nobody to do nothin’; he ain’t that kind. All he’s goin’ to do is to stay here till he’s married.’
“The girl of the buggy clapped her hands. ‘Oh, that is fine!’ she cried. ‘It is like lifting you up on a horse and dashing away with you. Oh, dear Mrs. Sickles, take pity on him and on all of us. If you do not, I shall have to talk to him myself and see if I–‘