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The Gilded Idol And The King Conch-Shell
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“‘Now don’t you worry about that,’ said Sam. ‘You jes say all you’ve got to say to her, and hear all she’s got to say, but don’t sign no papers and take her aboard until you talk to that other girl. Now hurry up, and walk along the beach a little further off.’
“Without waiting for an answer, Sam Twitty galloped away, or that was what he would have done had he been a sheep-dog. He darted in between Mrs. Sickles and her companions; he turned her down the beach; he talked to her in rapid snaps about the sea, the sky, the sand, and before she knew it he had driven her alongside of Captain Abner. Then, with what might have been compared to a bark of satisfaction, he bounced away to join the others, who were looking for shells.
“In about ten minutes Sam Twitty’s port eye told him that Captain Abner and the toll-gate woman were approaching, but in Abner there were signs of a disposition to fall back. In an instant he had bounded between them and was showing shells to the widow. Then, letting her go on by herself, he turned sharply upon Abner.
“‘Well,’ said he, their heads close together, ‘what did she say? Is she all right?’
“Captain Abner threw a glance over the water as if his soul were yearning for the fancied possibilities of Thompsontown. ‘Oh, it’s all right enough, so far as she counts,’ said he. ‘I went straight at it, and put the whole thing afore her. I told her about the house and the two parts to it and what they was for, and she said that was charmin’. And I told her about the king conch-shell and the gilded idol, and she said she thought either one of them would be jes lovely, and nothin’, she thought, could be better on mantelpieces than gilded idols and king conch-shells. And everything else was jes as slick and smooth as if she was slidin’ off the stocks. She’s good-lookin’ enough, Sam, but she ain’t got no mind, and I didn’t fix up that house, and bother myself year in and year out a-gettin’ it all right, to take it and give it to a woman what’s got no mind. She’d be jes as well satisfied to see me a-settin’ up on the mantelpiece as if the gilded idol or the king conch-shell was there.’
“‘And she don’t suit you?’ asked Sam, eagerly.
“‘No, sir,’ replied the other; ‘she don’t suit.’
“‘All right!’ exclaimed the ever-ready Sam; ‘jes you wait where you are one minute.’ In less than that time the agile Sam had rounded up Miss Denby and had her walking along the beach by the side of Captain Abner, and whether she thought that skilful skipper was going to show her some rare seaweed or the state of his mind, Sam considered not for one minute. He had brought the two together, and that was all he cared about.
“The good Mrs. Sickles was standing alone, reflectively gazing upon the little waves, so Sam had no trouble in carrying off the minister to a little distance for confidential remarks.
“‘I want you to tell me, sir,’ said he, ‘if there is any law ag’in’ your marryin’ a party on the sea-shore, especially when one of them is a sailor?’
“Mr. Rippledean laughed. ‘As I am a regularly ordained minister, I can perform a marriage anywhere,’ said he, ‘provided the parties are of legal age, and there are no objections. But what are you talking about? Who wants to be married?’
“‘I can’t say jes now,’ answered Sam; ‘matters isn’t settled yet: but everything is goin’ ahead lively with a stiff breeze, and I guess we’ll get into soundin’s pretty soon. I only spoke to you to know if you’d be all right when the couple’s ready.’
“‘There is nothing the matter with me,’ said the young man; ‘but I would like to know–‘