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The Gilded Idol And The King Conch-Shell
by
“The island shore drew near; the little boat bore bravely down upon it, and then with a beautiful sweep fell into the wind; her great wing dropped and hung listless, and her keel gently grazed the sand.”
“Very beautiful! Oh, so fine a turn to words!” exclaimed the Frenchman, who was very intent upon the story.
“My papa is a sailor,” said the Daughter of the House, proudly. “You should see him bring around a great vessel with a grand sweep, so quietly and so gracefully!”
“You never saw me do anything of the kind,” said her father, in surprise.
“I have never seen you,” she admitted reluctantly, “but I know just how you would do it.”
Her father smiled and laid a hand on her head.
“Well, my dear,” he said, “what Sam Twitty told the inmates of the boat was this: ‘If there was an egg-shell ‘twixt her bow and the beach, Cap’n Abner wouldn’t have smashed it.’
“The captain stemmed the praises which now poured upon him, with a jerk of the head. ‘That’s all very well,’ said he, ‘but I’m goin’ to give Sam Twitty a chance; he’ll sail you back.’
“When the party was on shore and the boat safely moored, Sam Twitty began to jump about like a collie dog in charge of a flock of sheep. He had said little in the boat, but his mind had been busily at work with the contemplation of great possibilities. There was much to be done, and but little time to do it in, but Sam’s soul warmed up to its work. Casting a rapid glance around, he singled out Captain Abner, and, dashing into the little party, cut him off from his companions, and drove him out of ear-shot.
“‘Now, Cap’n Abner,’ said he, ‘your time’s come, and the quicker you get to work the better.’
“‘Work!’ cried Abner. ‘What work have I got to do!’
“‘Do!’ exclaimed Sam. ‘You’ve got lots to do. Look at that sun. It’s settin’ jes as steady as if it was bein’ towed into port, and you’ll never get another chance like this. Here’s two women to pop your question to; here is a minister on hand; here’s me and the young woman what don’t get chosen, for witnesses; here’s all them white caps skippin’ over the water; and here’s this clean stretch of sand. There couldn’t be a better place for a sailor to be married in than jes here.’
“‘But I tell you, Sam,’ said Abner, a little querulously, ‘I didn’t come here to marry one of them women. I didn’t start on this trip to make fast to the fust female person I might fall in with. I set out on a week’s cruise, and I want to see a lot of them afore I make a ch’ice.’
“‘I tell you, cap’n,’ said Sam, very earnestly, ‘it won’t do. You might hang round Thompsontown for a year, and you wouldn’t find any two such women as them two. Here they are, two kinds to pick from: one of them as ripe as a peach, and the other like a cross between a cricket and a blossom. And you’ve got no time to fool away. When the sun goes down you’ve got to sail back to Thompsontown, and then one will go one way and the other another, and where the minister will go to, nobody knows. They’ll all be scattered and out of sight, and this glorious chance you’ve got might as well be at the bottom of the sea. Now, cap’n, I tell you, this thing that’s right afore you is what you come for. Jes you listen to what I say to you: you go to that Mrs. Sickles and let her see how you’re standin’ and what your course is. She’s no fool, and she can see the sense of gettin’ over a sandbar at high tide jes as well as you can.’
“Captain Abner hesitated a moment. ‘She’s a mighty fine woman, Sam,’ said he, ‘but if I go and set the case afore her, and she agrees to ship with me, then I can’t ask the other one, and there might as well be no other one; and she’s as pert a little clipper as ever I seed, Sam, and she likes sailin’, that she does.’