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The Game Of The Be-Witchments
by
“But I shall certainly be ruined, Ruthie,” he said, “if my little daughter Posie or my little daughter Posie’s Black Woman ever see me at close range–in these clothes!” He took my chin in his hands. He looked very deep into my eyes. “Ruthie,” he said, “you seem to be a very intelligent child.–If you can think of any way–any way, I say–by which I can slink off undetected into the house–and be washed—-“
“Oh Shucks! That’s easy!” I said. “We’ll make Posie be the Witch!”
When I hopped out this time I stayed hopped! I hopped right up on the wall! And stroked my ears!
When Posie-with-the-Sick-Bones saw me she began to laugh! And clap her hands! And kick the Black Woman with her toes!
“Oh, I want to be the Witch!” she cried. “I want to be the Witch for ever and ever! And change everybody into everything! I’m going to wear it home in the automobile! And scare the Cook to Death! I’m going to change the Cook into a cup of Beef Tea! And throw her down the sink! I’m going to change my Poodle Dog into a New Moon!” she giggled. “I’m going to change my Doctor into a Balloon! And cut the string!”
The Rich Man seemed perfectly delighted. I could see his face in the bushes. He kept rubbing his hands! And nodding to me to go ahead!
I went ahead just as fast as I could.
The Black Woman began to giggle a little. She giggled and opened the automobile door. She giggled and lifted Posie out. She giggled and carried Posie to the Witch’s chariot. She giggled and tied the Witch’s hat under Posie’s chin. She giggled and tied the humped-back cape around Posie’s neck.
Posie never stopped clapping her hands except when the Witch’s Wig itched her nose.
It was when the Witch’s Wig itched her nose that the Rich Man slunk away on all fours to be washed. He giggled as he slunk. It looked friendly.
Carol came. He was pretty tired. But he had the Pink Breeze in his hands. It was Phlox! It was very pink! It was in a big flower pot! He puffed out his cheeks as he carried it and blew it into Breezes! It was pretty! It was very heavy! He knelt at the Witch’s feet to offer it to her! When he looked up and saw the Strange Child in the Witch’s Chair he dropped it! It broke and lay on the ground all crushed and spoiled! His mouth quivered! All the shine went out of his face!
It scared Posie to see all the shine go out of his face.
“Oh, Boy–Boy, put back your smile!” she said.
Carol just stood and shook his head.
Posie began to scream.
“Why doesn’t he speak?” she screamed.
“He can’t,” I said. “He hasn’t any speech!”
“Why doesn’t he cry?” screamed Posie.
“He can’t,” I said. “He hasn’t any cry!”
Posie stopped screaming.
“Can’t he even swear?” she said.
“No, he can’t,” I said. “He hasn’t any swear!”
Posie looked pretty surprised.
“I can speak!” she said. “I can cry! I can swear!”
“You sure can, Little Missy!” said the Black Woman.
Posie looked at Carol. She looked a long time. A little tear rolled down her cheek.
“Never mind, Boy,” she said. “I will help you make a new Pink Breeze!”
“Oh Lor, Little Missy,” said the Black Woman. “You never helped no one do nothin’ in your life!”
“I will if I want to!” said Posie. “And we’ll make a Larkspur-Colored Breeze too, if we want to!” she said. “And I’ll have it on my window-sill all blue-y and frilly and fluttery when everything else in the room is horrid and hushed and smothery!–And we’ll make a Green Breeze—-” She gave a little cry. She looked at the Waving Meadow where all the long silver-tipped grasses ducked and dipped in the wind. She stretched out her arms. Her arms were no bigger than the handles of our croquet mallets. “We’ll dig up all the Waving Meadow,” she cried. “And pot it into Window-Sill Breezes for the hot people in the cities!”