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“Our Aunt Esta’s got–nice hands,” I said.

The Rich Man burst another safety pin.

“Yes, by Jove,” he said. “And nice feet, too!” He seemed quite surprised. “How long’s this minister fellow been coming here?” he said.

“Oh, I don’t know,” I said. “He comes whenever our Aunt Esta comes.”

The Rich Man made a grunt. He looked at the Minister’s hat.

“Think of courting a woman,” he said, “in a hat like that!”

“Oh, our Aunt Esta doesn’t care anything at all about hats,” I said.

“It’s time she did!” said the Rich Man.

“We’ll go out if you say so,” I suggested, “and help them have a pleasant time.”

The Rich Man was awful mad. He pointed at his plaid shawl! He pointed at his black face!

“What?” he said. “Go out like this? And make a fool of myself before that Ninny-Hat?”

“Why, he’d love it!” I said.

The Rich Man choked.

“That’s quite enough reason!” he said.

There was a noise in the wood-shed. We could see the noise through the window. It was my Father trying to untie his wings. He couldn’t.

The Rich Man seemed to feel better suddenly. He began to mop his face.

“It’s a great Game, all right,” he said, “if you don’t weaken!” He pulled my ears. “But why in the world, Ruthy—-” he worried, “did she have to go and tuck that forty-three cents on to the end of the bill?”

“Why, that’s her profit!” I explained.

“Her–profit?” gasped the Rich Man. “Her Profit?“

“Why, she had to have something!” I explained. “She was planning to have more, of course! She was planning to go to Atlantic City! But everything costs so big! Even toys! It’s—-“

“Her Profit?” gasped the Rich Man. “Forty-three cents on a two hundred dollar deal?” He began to laugh! And laugh! “And she calls herself a Business Woman?” he said. “Why, she ought to be in an Asylum!–All women, in fact, ought to be in Asylums–or else in homes of their own!” Quite furiously he began to pull my ears all over again. “Business Woman,” he said. “And both her feet would go at once in the hollow of my hand! Business Woman!”

Out in the roadway suddenly somebody sneezed.

It made the Rich Man jump awfully.

“Ruthy, stay where you are!” he ordered.

“I can’t!” I called back. “I’m already hopped out!”

From my hop-out I could see the Person Who Sneezed! Anybody would have known that it was Posie-with-the-Sick-Bones! She was sitting in an automobile peering through the hedge! There was a black woman with her!

The Rich Man crackled in the bushes. He reached out and grabbed my foot. He pulled me back. His face looked pretty queer.

“Yes, she’s been there all the time,” he whispered. “But not a soul knows it!–I wanted her to see it work!–I wanted to be sure that she liked it–But I was afraid to bring her in! She catches everything so! And I knew there were children here! And I was afraid there might be something contagious!”

He peered out through the Lilac Branches. There was quite a good deal to peer at.

Down in the meadow Rosalee was still running up and down the soft banks of the brook trying to catch the Celluloid Fish. She had on a green dress. It was a slim dress like a willow wand. She had her shoes and stockings in one hand. And a great bunch of wild blue Forget-me-Nots in the other. Her hair was like a gold wave across her face. She looked pretty. The Springtime looked pretty too.–Out in the wood-shed my Father was still wrestling with his wings.

Up on the green mound by the house our Aunt Esta was still patting her hair while the New Minister stared at her hands.

The Rich Man turned very suddenly and stared at me.

“Contagious?” he gasped out suddenly. “Why, upon my soul, Ruthie–it’s just about the most contagious place that I ever was in–in my life!”

He gave a funny little laugh. He glanced back over his shoulder towards the road. He groaned.