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“This thing ought to have slow music,” began Gertie. “It’s pathetic. I came to Chicago from Beloit, Wisconsin, because I thought that little town was a lonesome hole for a vivacious creature like me. Lonesome! Listen while I laugh a low mirthless laugh. I didn’t know anything about the three-ply, double-barreled, extra heavy brand of lonesomeness that a big town like this can deal out. Talk about your desert wastes! They’re sociable and snug compared to this. I know three-fourths of the people in Beloit, Wisconsin, by their first names. I’ve lived here six months and I’m not on informal terms with anybody except Teddy, the landlady’s dog, and he’s a trained rat-and-book-agent terrier, and not inclined to overfriendliness. When I clerked at the Enterprise Store in Beloit the women used to come in and ask for something we didn’t carry just for an excuse to copy the way the lace yoke effects were planned in my shirtwaists. You ought to see the way those same shirtwaist stack up here. Why, boy, the lingerie waists that the other girls in my department wear make my best hand-tucked effort look like a simple English country blouse. They’re so dripping with Irish crochet and real Val and Cluny insertions that it’s a wonder the girls don’t get stoop-shouldered carrying ’em around.”

“Hold on a minute,” commanded Gus. “This thing is uncanny. Our cases dovetail like the deductions in a detective story. Kneel here at my feet, little daughter, and I’ll tell you the story of my sad young life. I’m no child of the city streets, either. Say, I came to this town because I thought there was a bigger field for me in Gents’ Furnishings. Joke, what?”

But Gertie didn’t smile. She gazed up at Gus, and Gus gazed down at her, and his fingers fiddled absently with the big bow at the end of her braid.

“And isn’t there?” asked Gertie, sympathetically.

“Girlie, I haven’t saved twelve dollars since I came. I’m no tightwad, and I don’t believe in packing everything away into a white marble mausoleum, but still a gink kind of whispers to himself that some day he’ll be furnishing up a kitchen pantry of his own.”

“Oh!” said Gertie.

“And let me mention in passing,” continued Gus, winding the ribbon bow around his finger, “that in the last hour or so that whisper has been swelling to a shout.”

“Oh!” said Gertie again.

“You said it. But I couldn’t buy a secondhand gas stove with what I’ve saved in the last half-year here. Back home they used to think I was a regular little village John Drew, I was so dressy. But here I look like a yokel on circus day compared to the other fellows in the store. All they need is a field glass strung over their shoulder to make them look like a clothing ad in the back of a popular magazine. Say, girlie, you’ve got the prettiest hair I’ve seen since I blew in here. Look at that braid! Thick as a rope! That’s no relation to the piles of jute that the Flossies here stack on their heads. And shines! Like satin.”

“It ought to,” said Gertrude, wearily. “I brush it a hundred strokes every night. Sometimes I’m so beat that I fall asleep with my brush in the air. The manager won’t stand for any romping curls or hooks-and-eyes that don’t connect. It keeps me so busy being beautiful, and what the society writers call `well groomed,’ that I don’t have time to sew the buttons on my underclothes.”

“But don’t you get some amusement in the evening?” marveled Gus. “What was the matter with you and the other girls in the store? Can’t you hit it off?”

“Me? No. I guess I was too woodsy for them. I went out with them a couple of times. I guess they’re nice girls all right; but they’ve got what you call a broader way of looking at things than I have. Living in a little town all your life makes you narrow. These girls!–Well, maybe I’ll get educated up to their plane some day, but—-“

“No, you don’t!” hissed Gus. “Not if I can help it.”

“But you can’t,” replied Gertie, sweetly. “My, ain’t this a grand night! Evenings like this I used to love to putter around the yard after supper, sprinkling the grass and weeding the radishes. I’m the greatest kid to fool around with a hose. And flowers! Say, they just grow for me. You ought to have seen my pansies and nasturtiums last summer.”

The fingers of the Kid Next Door wandered until they found Gertie’s. They clasped them.

“This thing just points one way, little one. It’s just as plain as a path leading up to a cozy little three-room flat up here on the North Side somewhere. See it? With me and you married, and playing at housekeeping in a parlor and bedroom and kitchen? And both of us going down town to work in the morning just the same as we do now. Only not the same, either.”

“Wake up, little boy,” said Gertie, prying her fingers away from those other detaining ones. “I’d fit into a three-room flat like a whale in a kitchen sink. I’m going back to Beloit, Wisconsin. I’ve learned my lesson all right. There’s a fellow there waiting for me. I used to think he was too slow. But say, he’s got the nicest little painting and paper-hanging business you ever saw, and making money. He’s secretary of the K. P.’s back home. They give some swell little dances during the winter, especially for the married members. In five years we’ll own our home, with a vegetable garden in the back. I’m a little frog, and it’s me for the puddle.”

Gus stood up slowly. Gertie felt a little pang of compunction when she saw what a boy he was.

“I don’t know when I’ve enjoyed a talk like this. I’ve heard about these dawn teas, but I never thought I’d go to one,” she said.

“Good-night, girlie,” interrupted Gus, abruptly. “It’s the dreamless couch for mine. We’ve got a big sale on in tan and black seconds to-morrow.”