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“No you don’t!” answered Gertie in a hollow voice, praying meanwhile that the
woman in the room below might be sleeping. “I’m not sick, honestly I’m not. I’m just as much obliged, and I’m dead sorry I woke you up with my blubbering. I started out with the soft pedal on, but things got away from me. Can you hear me?”

“Like a phonograph. Sure you couldn’t use a sip of brandy where it’d do the most good?”

“Sure.”

“Well, then, cut out the weeps and get your beauty sleep, kid. He ain’t worth sobbing over, anyway, believe me.”

“He!” snorted Gertie indignantly. “You’re cold. There never was anything in peg-tops that could make me carry on like the heroine of the Elsie series.”

“Lost your job?”

“No such luck.”

“Well, then, what in Sam Hill could make a woman—-“

“Lonesome!” snapped Gertie. “And the floorwalker got fresh to-day. And I found two gray hairs to-night. And I’d give my next week’s pay envelope to hear the double click that our front gate gives back home.”

“Back home!” echoed the Kid Next Door in a dangerously loud voice. “Say, I want to talk to you. If you’ll promise you won’t get sore and think I’m fresh, I’ll ask you a favor. Slip on a kimono and we’ll sneak down to the front stoop and talk it over. I’m as wide awake as a chorus girl and twice as hungry. I’ve got two apples and a box of crackers. Are you on?”

Gertie snickered. “It isn’t done in our best sets, but I’m on. I’ve got a can of sardines and an orange. I’ll be ready in six minutes.”

She was, too. She wiped off the cold cream and salt tears with a dry towel, did her hair in a schoolgirl braid and tied it with a big bow, and dressed herself in a black skirt and a baby blue dressing sacque. The Kid Next Door was waiting outside in the hall. His gray sweater covered a multitude of sartorial deficiencies. Gertie stared at him, and he stared at Gertie in the sickly blue light of the boarding-house hall, and it took her one-half of one second to discover that she liked his mouth, and his eyes, and the way his hair was mussed.

“Why, you’re only a kid!” whispered the Kid Next Door, in surprise.

Gertie smothered a laugh. “You’re not the first man that’s been deceived by a pig-tail braid and a baby blue waist. I could locate those two gray hairs for you with my eyes shut and my feet in a sack. Come on, boy. These Robert W. Chambers situations make me nervous.”

Many earnest young writers with a flow of adjectives and a passion for detail have attempted to describe the quiet of a great city at night, when a few million people within it are sleeping, or ought to be. They work in the clang of a distant owl car, and the roar of an occasional “L” train, and the hollow echo of the footsteps of the late passer-by. They go elaborately into description, and are strong on the brooding hush, but the thing has never been done satisfactorily.

Gertie, sitting on the front stoop at two in the morning, with her orange in one hand and the sardine can in the other, put it this way:

“If I was to hear a cricket chirp now, I’d screech. This isn’t really quiet. It’s like waiting for a cannon cracker to go off just before the fuse is burned down. The bang isn’t there yet, but you hear it a hundred times in your mind before it happens.”

“My name’s Augustus G. Eddy,” announced the Kid Next Door, solemnly. “Back home they always called me Gus. You peel that orange while I unroll the top of this sardine can. I’m guilty of having interrupted you in the middle of what the girls call a good cry, and I know you’ll have to get it out of your system some way. Take a bite of apple and then wade right in and tell me what you’re doing in this burg if you don’t like it.”