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“‘Oh, yes,’ said the Dowager; ‘an excellent army–that is, considering the size of my principality. The infantry is very good indeed. In fact, I heard my late husband say, on an occasion when the infantry corps had just been furnished with new uniforms, that he never saw a finer-looking set of men. The cavalry is also in excellent condition. Of course in time of peace it is not necessary to keep these men supplied with horses, but in an agricultural country it is not difficult to obtain horses whenever they are really needed.’

“‘And the artillery?’ inquired the Prince.

“‘I am sorry to say,’ replied the Dowager, ‘that the artillery is not yet supplied with cannon. It was the intention of my late husband to furnish them with the necessary cannon, ammunition, horses, and all that, but he never did so. And of course, being a woman, I could not be expected to attend to such things. But I have no doubt whatever that you can easily and inexpensively put this branch of the army on a proper footing; that is, if you care for artillery.’

“The Prince asked no further questions about the army, but inquired if the principality was furnished with a navy.

“‘Oh, no,’ said the Dowager; ‘we have no waterfront, and my late husband used often to say that this impossibility of having a navy saved him a great deal of expense, to say nothing of the trouble warships might get him into when they are out of sight in distant parts of the world.’

“At this point the Dowager was called out by a servant, who in a whisper asked her if the visitors were going to stay to dinner. The Adherent seized this opportunity to say in a low voice:

“‘If your Royal Highness will excuse me, I will suggest that you ask if there is a legislative body, and a judiciary.’

“The Dowager, having shaken her head at the servant, returned to the Prince.

“‘Have you a legislature?’ asked the Prince.

“‘Certainly,’ she said. ‘I cannot say that I think it is a very good one, for I have more trouble with it than with anything else in the principality; but it has now less than a year to run, and my advice would be that you should not convene it again. My experience has taught me that one can get along a great deal better without a legislative body than with one. For my part, I do not approve of them at all.’

“‘And a judiciary?’ remarked the Prince. ‘I suppose you have that.’

“The Dowager hesitated a moment as if she did not exactly understand; but she recovered herself, and answered quickly: ‘Oh, yes, we have one; but I have so little to do with it that for the moment I forgot it. It has been a very good one indeed, but it has been little used of late, and it may be out of order. I have found that plain, straightforward decrees from the throne are a great deal cheaper and a great deal quicker in their operation than a judicial decision. But if you desire a regularly organized judiciary, it will not cost you much to establish one, if you do not employ your judges by the month or year. I find piece-work a great deal more satisfactory, and you can get so much law for nothing in this country that it is not worth while giving much for it when you have to pay.’

“The countenance of the Single Adherent had been growing darker and darker, and he now stepped up to the Prince.

“‘Your Royal Highness,’ said he, ‘it might be well to speak of the rent.’

“When the Prince asked the Dowager how much she wanted per year for her principality, she did not immediately answer, but reflected, with her chin in her hand; and then, turning to the Prince, she stated the amount.

“‘You must understand,’ she added, ‘that I would not rent this principality to every one for such a sum as that; but as I know you to be a regular prince who will appreciate the advantages and responsibilities of a place like this, and, as you are unmarried, without encumbrances of any sort, I presume, I would much prefer to let it to you, even at a lower price, than to rent it to a perfect stranger.’