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The Flat-Iron Lot
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“Mary,” said she, “how’d you find out your grandpa was such great shakes?”

Mary was in some things much older than her mother. She answered demurely, “I don’t know as I can say.”

“Nick,” continued Hattie, turning to her spouse, “did you ever hear your father was smarter ‘n the minister an’ doctor put together, so ‘t they had to run round beseechin’ him to tell ’em how to act?”

Nicholas knocked his pipe against the andiron, and rose, to lay it carefully on the shelf.

“I can’t say’s I did,” he returned. Then he set forth for Eli Pike’s barn, where it was customary now to stand about the elephant and prophesy what Tiverton might become. As for Hattie, realizing how little light she was likely to borrow from those who were nearest and dearest her, she remarked that she should like to shake them both.

The next day began a new and exciting era. It was bruited abroad that the presence of Nicholas Oldfield was necessary for the success of the celebration; and now young men but lately engaged in unprofitable warfare rode madly over the county in search of him. They inquired for him at taverns; they sought him in farmhouses where he had been wont to lodge. He gained almost the terrible notoriety of an absconding cashier; and the current issue of the Sudleigh “Star” wore a flaming headline, “No Trace of Mr. Oldfield Yet!”

Mary at first waxed merry over the pursuit. She knew very well why gran’ther was staying away; and her pride grew insolent at seeing him sought in vain. But when his loss flared out at her in sacred print, she stared for a moment, and then, after that wide-eyed, piteous glance at the possibilities of things, walked with a firm tread to her little room. There she knelt down, and buried her face in the bed, being careful, meanwhile, not to rumple the valance. At last she knew the truth; he was dead, and village gossip seemed a small thing in comparison.

It would have been difficult, as time went on, to convince the rest of the township that Mr. Oldfield was not in a better world.

“They’d ha’ found him, if he’s above ground,” said the fathers, full of faith in the detective instinct of their coursing sons. It seemed incredible that sons should ride so fast and far, and come to nothing. “Never was known to go out o’ the county, an’ they’ve rid over it from one end to t’other. Must ha’ made way with himself. He wa’n’t quite right, that time he tolled the bell.”

They found ominous parallels of peddlers who had been murdered in byways, or stuck in swamps, and even cited a Tivertonian, of low degree, who was once caught beneath the chin by a clothes-line, and remained there, under the impression that he was being hanged, until the family came out in the morning, and tilted him the other way.

“But then,” they added, “he was a drinkin’ man, an’ Mr. Oldfield never was known to touch a drop, even when he had a tight cold.”

Dark as the occasion waxed, what with feuds and presentiments of ill, there was some casual comfort in rolling this new tragedy as a sweet morsel under the tongue, and a mournful pleasure in referring to the night when poor Mr. Oldfield was last seen alive. So time went on to the very eve of the celebration, and it was as well that the celebration had never been. For kindly as Tiverton proved herself, in the main, and closely welded in union against rival towns, now it seemed as if the hand of every man were raised against his brother. Settlers and Indians were still implacable; neither would ride, save each might slay the other. The Crane boy tossed in bed, swollen to the eyes with an evil tooth; and his exulting mates so besieged Brad Freeman for preferment, that even that philosopher’s patience gave way, and he said he’d be hanged if he’d take the elephant out at all, if there was going to be such a to-do about it. Even the minister sulked, though he wore a pretense of dignity; for he had concocted a short address with very little history in it, and that all hearsay, and the doctor had said lightly, looking it over, “Well, old man, not much of it, is there? But there’s enough of it, such as it is.”