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The Emergency Men
by
When he alighted at the station–a small place in Tipperary–the dusk of the early winter evening was closing in, and Harold recollected that his prompt departure from Dublin had prevented him from apprising Jack of his movements. Of course there would be no trap from Lisnahoe to meet this train, but that mattered little. Half a dozen hack-drivers were already extolling the merits of their various conveyances, and imploring his patronage.
Selecting the best-looking car, he swung himself into his seat, while the “jarvey” hoisted his portmanteau on the other side.
“Where to, yer honour?” inquired the latter, climbing to his place.
“To Lisnahoe House,” answered Hayes.
“Where?”
This question was asked with a vehemence that startled the young American.
“Lisnahoe. Don’t you know the way?” he replied.
“In troth an’ I do. Is it Connolly’s?”
“Yes,” answered Harold. “Drive on, my good fellow; it’s growing late.”
The man’s only answer was to spring from his seat and seize Harold’s portmanteau, which he deposited on the road with no gentle hand.
“What do you mean?” cried the young man, indignantly.
“I mane that ye’d betther come down out o’ that afore I make ye.”
Harold was on the ground in a moment and approached the man with clinched fists and flashing eyes.
“How dare you, you scoundrel! Will you drive me to Lisnahoe or will you not?”
“The divil a fut,” answered the fellow, sullenly.
Hayes controlled his anger by an effort. There was nothing to be gained by a row with the man. He turned to another driver.
“Pick up that portmanteau. Drive me out to Mr. Connolly’s. I’ll pay double fare.”
But they all with one consent, like the guests in the parable, began to make excuse. One man’s horse was lame, another’s car was broken down; the services of a third had been “bespoke.” Few were as frank as the man first engaged, but all were prompt with the obvious lies, scarcely less aggravating than actual rudeness. The station-master appeared, and attempted to use his influence in the traveller’s behalf, but he effected nothing.
“You’ll have to walk, sir,” said the official, civilly. “I’ll keep your portmanteau here till Mr. Connolly sends for it.” And he carried the luggage back into the station.
“How far is it to Mr. Connolly’s?” Harold inquired of a ragged urchin who had strolled up with several companions.
“Fish an’ find out,” answered the youngster, with a grin.
“We’ll tache them to be sendin’ Emergency men down here,” said another.
The New-Yorker was fast losing patience.
“This is Irish hospitality and native courtesy,” he remarked, bitterly. “Will any one tell me the road I am to follow?”
“Folly yer nose,” a voice shouted; and there was a general laugh, in the midst of which the station-master reappeared.
He pointed out the way, and Harold trudged off to accomplish, as best he might, five Irish miles over miry highways and byways through the darkness of the December evening.
This was the young American’s first practical experience of boycotting.
It was nearly seven o’clock when, tired and mud-bespattered, he reached Lisnahoe; but the warmth of his reception there went far to banish all recollection of the discomforts of his solitary tramp. A hearty hand-clasp from Jack, a frank and smiling greeting from Polly (she looked handsomer than ever, Harold thought, with her lustrous black hair and soft, dark-gray eyes), put him at his ease at once. Then came introductions to the rest of the family. Mr. Connolly, stout and white-haired, bade him welcome in a voice which owned more than a touch of Tipperary brogue. Mrs. Connolly, florid and good-humoured, was very solicitous for his comfort. The children confused him at first. There were so many of them, of all sizes, that Hayes abandoned for the present any attempt to distinguish them by name. There was a tall lad of twenty or thereabouts,–a faithful copy of his elder brother Jack,–who was addressed as Dick, and a pretty, fair-haired girl of seventeen, whom, as Polly’s sister, Harold was prepared to like at once. She was Agnes. After these came a long array,–no less than nine more,–ending with a sturdy little chap of three, whom Polly presently picked up and carried off to bed. Mr. Connolly, of Lisnahoe, could boast of a full quiver.