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“Ah!” cried the little Cuban joyously. “Ah, you are in very pretty temper. Ah, how I will cut your heart in two piece, my dear, d-e-a-r friend.” His eyes, too, shone like carbuncles, with a swift, changing glitter, always fastened upon Patsy’s face.

The two peacemakers were perspiring and in despair. One of them blurted out–

“Well, I’ll be blamed if this ain’t the most ridiculous thing I ever saw.”

The other said–“For ten dollars I’d be tempted to let these two infernal blockheads have their duel.”

Patsy was strutting to and fro, and conferring grandly with his friends.

“He took me for a muff. He t’ought he was goin’ t’ bluff me out, talkin’ ’bout swords. He’ll get fooled.” He addressed the Cuban–“You’re a fine little dirty picter of a scrapper, ain’t che? I’ll chew yez up, dat’s what I will!”

There began then some rapid action. The patience of well-dressed men is not an eternal thing. It began to look as if it would at last be a fight with six corners to it. The faces of the men were shining red with anger. They jostled each other defiantly, and almost every one blazed out at three or four of the others. The bartender had given up protesting. He swore for a time and banged his glasses. Then he jumped the bar and ran out of the saloon, cursing sullenly.

When he came back with a policeman, Patsy and the Cuban were preparing to depart together. Patsy was delivering his last oration–

“I’ll fight yer wid swords! Sure I will! Come ahead, Dago! I’ll fight yeh anywheres wid anyt’ing! We’ll have a large, juicy scrap, an’ don’t yeh forgit dat! I’m right wid yez. I ain’t no muff! I scrap with a man jest as soon as he ses scrap, an’ if yeh wanta scrap, I’m yer kitten. Understan’ dat?”

The policeman said sharply–“Come, now; what’s all this?” He had a distinctly business air.

The little Cuban stepped forward calmly. “It is none of your business.”

The policeman flushed to his ears. “What?”

One well-dressed man touched the other on the sleeve. “Here’s the time to skip,” he whispered. They halted a block away from the saloon and watched the policeman pull the Cuban through the door. There was a minute of scuffle on the sidewalk, and into this deserted street at midnight fifty people appeared at once as if from the sky to watch it.

At last the three Cherry Hill men came from the saloon, and swaggered with all their old valor toward the peacemakers.

“Ah,” said Patsy to them, “he was so hot talkin’ about this duel business, but I would a-given ‘im a great scrap, an’ don’t yeh forgit it.”

For Patsy was not as wise as seven owls, but his courage could throw a shadow as long as the steeple of a cathedral.