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The man who was fending off Patsy comprehended these sentences that were screamed behind his back, and he explained to Patsy.

“But he wants to fight you with swords. With swords, you know.”

The Cuban, dodging around the peacemakers, yelled in Patsy’s face–

“Ah, if I could get you before me wis my sword! Ah! Ah! A-a-ah!” Patsy made a furious blow with a swift fist, but the peacemakers bucked against his body suddenly like football players.

Patsy was greatly puzzled. He continued doggedly to try to get near enough to the Cuban to punch him. To these attempts the Cuban replied savagely–

“If you touch me wis your hand, I will cut your heart in two piece.”

At last Patsy said–“Well, if he’s so dead stuck on fightin’ wid swords, I’ll fight ‘im. Soitenly! I’ll fight ‘im.” All this palaver had evidently tired him, and he now puffed out his lips with the air of a man who is willing to submit to any conditions if he can only bring on the row soon enough. He swaggered, “I’ll fight ‘im wid swords. Let ‘im bring on his swords, an’ I’ll fight ‘im ’til he’s ready t’ quit.”

The two well-dressed men grinned. “Why, look here,” they said to Patsy, “he’d punch you full of holes. Why he’s a fencer. You can’t fight him with swords. He’d kill you in ’bout a minute.”

“Well, I’ll giv’ ‘im a go at it, anyhow,” said Patsy, stouthearted and resolute. “I’ll giv’ ‘im a go at it, anyhow, an’ I’ll stay wid ‘im as long as I kin.”

As for the Cuban, his lithe body was quivering in an ecstasy of the muscles. His face radiant with a savage joy, he fastened his glance upon Patsy, his eyes gleaming with a gloating, murderous light. A most unspeakable, animal-like rage was in his expression.

“Ah! ah! He will fight me! Ah!” He bended unconsciously in the posture of a fencer. He had all the quick, springy movements of a skilful swordsman. “Ah, the b-r-r-rute! The b-r-r-rute! I will stick him like a pig!”

The two peacemakers, still grinning broadly, were having a great time with Patsy.

“Why, you infernal idiot, this man would slice you all up. You better jump off the bridge if you want to commit suicide. You wouldn’t stand a ghost of a chance to live ten seconds.”

Patsy was as unshaken as granite. “Well, if he wants t’ fight wid swords, he’ll get it. I’ll giv’ ‘im a go at it, anyhow.”

One man said–“Well, have you got a sword? Do you know what a sword is? Have you got a sword?”

“No, I ain’t got none,” said Patsy honestly, “but I kin git one.” Then he added valiantly–“An’ quick, too.”

The two men laughed. “Why, can’t you understand it would be sure death to fight a sword duel with this fellow?”

“Dat’s all right! See? I know me own business. If he wants t’ fight one of dees d–n duels, I’m in it, understan'”

“Have you ever fought one, you fool?”

“No, I ain’t. But I will fight one, dough! I ain’t no muff. If he wants t’ fight a duel, by Gawd, I’m wid ‘im! D’yeh understan’ dat!” Patsy cocked his hat and swaggered. He was getting very serious.

The little Cuban burst out–“Ah, come on, sirs: come on! We can take cab. Ah, you big cow, I will stick you, I will stick you. Ah, you will look very beautiful, very beautiful. Ah, come on, sirs. We will stop at hotel–my hotel. I there have weapons.”

“Yeh will, will yeh? Yeh bloomin’ little black Dago!” cried Patsy in hoarse and maddened reply to the personal part of the Cuban’s speech. He stepped forward. “Git yer d–n swords,” he commanded. “Git yer swords. Git ’em quick! I’ll fight wi’ che! I’ll fight wid anyt’ing, too! See? I’ll fight yeh wid a knife an’ fork if yeh say so! I’ll fight yer standin’ up er sittin’ down!” Patsy delivered this intense oration with sweeping, intensely emphatic gestures, his hands stretched out eloquently, his jaw thrust forward, his eyes glaring.