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The Dual Personality of Slick Dick Nickerson
by
TheBertha Millnercrept into the harbour of Juneau in a fog, with ships’ bells tolling on every side, let go her anchor at last in desperation and lay up to wait for the lifting. When this came the Three Crows looked at one another wide-eyed. They made out the drenched town and the dripping hills behind it. The quays, the custom house, the one hotel, and the few ships in the harbour. There were a couple of whalers from ‘Frisco, a white, showily painted passenger boat from the same port, a Norwegian bark, and a freighter from Seattle grimy with coal-dust. These, however, theBertha’scompany ignored. Another boat claimed all their attention. In the fog they had let go not a pistol-shot from her anchorage. She lay practically beside them. She was the United States revenue cutterBear.
“But so long as they can’tsmellsea-otter skin,” remarked Hardenberg, “I don’t know that we’re any the worse. ”
“All the syme,” observed Ally Bazan, “I don’t want to lose no bloomin’ tyme a-pecking up aour bloomin’ A. B.’s. ”
“I’ll stay aboard and tend the baby,” said Hardenberg with a wink. “You two move along ashore and get what you can—Scoovies for choice. Take Slick Dick with you. I reckon a change o’ air might buck him up. ”
When the three had gone, Hardenberg, after writing up the painfully doctored log, set to work to finish a task on which the adventurers had been engaged in their leisure moments since leaving Point Barrow. This was the counting and sorting of the skins. The packing-case had been broken open, and the scanty but precious contents littered an improvised table in the hold. Pen in hand, Hardenberg counted and ciphered and counted again. He could not forbear a chuckle when the net result was reached. The lot of the skins—the pelt of the sea-otter is ridiculously small in proportion to its value—was no heavy load for the average man. But Hardenberg knew that once the “loot” was safely landed at the Hongkong pierhead the Three Crows would share between them close upon ten thousand dollars. Even—if they had luck, and could dispose of the skins singly or in small lots—that figure might be doubled.
“And I call it a neat turn,” observed Hardenberg. He was aroused by the noise of hurried feet upon the deck, and there was that in their sound that brought him upright in a second, hand on hip. Then, after a second, he jumped out on deck to meet Ally Bazan and Strokher, who had just scrambled over the rail.
“Bust. B-u-s-t!” remarked the Englishman.
“’Ere’s ‘ell to pay,” cried Ally Bazan in a hoarse whisper, glancing over at the revenue cutter.
“Where’s Nickerson?” demanded Hardenberg.
“That’s it,” answered the colonial. “That’s where it’s ‘ell. Listen naow. He goes ashore along o’ us, quiet and peaceable like, never battin’ a eye, we givin’ him a bit o’ jolly, y’ know, to keep him chirked up as ye might s’y. But so soon as ever he sets foot on shore, abaout faice he gaoes, plumb into the Custom’s orfice. I s’ys, ‘Wot all naow, messmite? Come along aout o’ that.’ But he turns on me like a bloomin’ babby an s’ys he: ‘Hands orf, wretch!’ Ay, them’s just his words. Just like that, ‘Hands orf, wretch!’ And then he nips into the orfice an’ marches fair up to the desk an’ sy’s like this—we heerd him, havin’ followed on to the door—he s’ys, just like this:
“’Orfficer, I am a min’ster o’ the gospel, o’ the Methodis’ denomineye-tion, an’ I’m deteyined agin my will along o’ a pirate ship which has robbed certain parties o’ val-able goods. Which syme I’m pre-pared to attest afore a no’try publick, an’ lodge informeye-tion o’ crime. An’,’ s’ys he, ‘I demand the protection o’ the authorities an’ arsk to be directed to the American consul.’