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The Dissipation of Miss Ponsonby
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“Jerry Elliott, how are you going to carry this thing through?” I demanded sternly.
“Easily enough,” responded Jerry. “You know that black lace dress of mine–the one with the apricot slip. I’ve never worn it since I came to Glenboro, so nobody will know it’s mine, and I never mean to wear it again for it’s got too tight. It’s a trifle old-fashioned, but that won’t matter for Glenboro, and it will fit Miss Ponsonby all right. She’s about my height and figure. I’m determined that poor soul shall have a dissipation for once in her life since she hankers for it. Come on now, Elizabeth. It will be a lark.”
I caught Jerry’s enthusiasm, and while she hunted out the box containing the black lace dress, I hastily gathered together some other odds and ends I thought might be useful–a black aigrette, a pair of black silk gloves, a spangled gauze fan, and a pair of slippers. They wouldn’t have stood daylight, but they looked all right after night. As we left the room I caught up some pale pink roses on my table.
We pushed through a little gap in the privet hedge and found ourselves under the acacia tree with Miss Ponsonby peering anxiously at us from above. I wanted to shriek with laughter, the whole thing seemed so funny and unreal. Jerry, although she hasn’t climbed trees since she was twelve, went up that acacia as nimbly as a pussy-cat, took the box and things from me, passed them to Miss Ponsonby, and got in at the window while I went back to my own room to dress, hoping old Mr. Ponsonby wouldn’t be running out to ring the fire alarm.
In a very short time I heard Miss Ponsonby and Jerry at the opposite window, and I rushed to mine to see the sight. But Miss Ponsonby, with a red fascinator over her head and a big cape wrapped round her, slipped out of the window and down that blessed acacia tree as neatly and nimbly as if she had been accustomed to doing it for exercise every day of her life. There were possibilities in Miss Ponsonby. In two more minutes they were both safe in our room.
Then Jerry threw off Miss Ponsonby’s wraps and stepped back. I know I stared until my eyes stuck out of my head. Was that Miss Ponsonby–that!
The black lace dress, with the pinkish sheen of its slip beneath, suited her slim shape to perfection and clung around her in lovely, filmy curves that made her look willowy and girlish. It was high-necked, just cut away slightly at the throat, and had great, loose, hanging frilly sleeves of lace. Jerry had shaken out her hair and piled it high on her head in satiny twists and loops, with a pompadour such as Miss Ponsonby could never have thought about. It suited her tremendously and seemed to alter the whole character of her face, giving verve and piquancy to her delicate little features. The excitement had flushed her cheeks into positive pinkness and her eyes were starry. The roses were pinned on her shoulder. Miss Ponsonby, as she stood there, was a pretty woman, with fifteen apparent birthdays the less.
“Oh, Alicia, you look just lovely!” I gasped. The name slipped out quite naturally. I never thought about it at all.
“My dear Elizabeth,” she said, “it’s like a dream of lost youth.”
We got Jerry ready and then we started for the Hubbards’, out by our back door and through our neighbour-on-the-left’s lane to avoid all observation. Miss Ponsonby was breathless with terror. She was sure every footstep she heard behind her was her father’s in pursuit. She almost fainted on the spot when a belated man came tearing along the street. Jerry and I breathed a sigh of devout thanksgiving when we found ourselves safely in the Hubbard parlour.
We were early, but Stephen Shaw was there before us. He came up to us at once, and just then Miss Ponsonby turned around.