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"Why, what did she do?” exclaimed Mrs. Darley, surprised.’She came here to sell peaches one day, and I thought her such a nice, pretty, well-behaved girl.”

"Waal, she hev got mighty quiet say-nuthin’ sort ‘n ways, Mis’
Darley, but that thar gal do behave rediculous. Down thar ter the Wilkins settlemint, – ye know it’s ’bout two mile or two mile ‘n a half from hyar, – waal, all the gals walked down thar ter the party an hour by sun, but when the boys went down they tuk thar horses, ter give the gals a ride home behind ’em. Waal, every boy axed his gal ter ride while the party war goin’ on, an’ when ‘t war all over they all set out fur ter come home. Waal, this hyar Mandy Tyler is a mighty favo rite‘mongst the boys, – they ain’t got no sense, ye know, Mis’ Darley, – an’ stiddier one of ’em axin’ her ter ride home, thar war five of ’em axed her ter ride, ef ye’ll believe me, an’ what do ye think she done, Mis’ Darley? She tole all five of ’em yes; an’ when the party war over, she war the last ter go, an’ when she started out ‘n the door, thar war all five of them boys a-standin’ thar waitin’ fur her, an’ every one a-holdin’ his horse by the bridle, an’ none of ’em knowed who the others war a-waitin’ fur. An’ this hyar Mandy Tyler, when she got ter the door an’ seen ’em all a-standin’ thar, never said one word, jest walked right through ‘mongst ’em, an’ set out fur the mounting on foot with all them five boys a-followin’ an’ a-leadin’ thar horses an’ a-quarrelin’ enough ter take off each others’ heads ’bout which one war a-goin’ ter ride with her; which none of ’em did, Mis’ Darley, fur I hearn ez how the whole lay-out footed it all the way ter New Helveshy. An’ thar would hev been a fight ‘mongst ’em, ‘ceptin’ her brother, Jacob Tyler, went along with ’em, an’ tried ter keep the peace atwixt ’em. An’ Mis’ Darley, all them married folks down thar at the party – them folks in the Wilkins settlemint is the biggest fools, sure – when all them married folks come out ter the door, an’ see the way Mandy Tyler hed treated them boys, they jest hollered and laffed an’ thought it war mighty smart an’ funny in Mandy; but she never say a word till she kem up the mounting, an’ I never hearn ez how she say ennything then. An’ now the boys all say none of ’em is a-goin’ ter ax her ter dance, ter pay her back fur them fool airs of hern. But Kossute say he’ll dance with her ef none the rest will. Kossute he thought ‘t war all mighty funny too, – he’s sech a fool ’bout gals, Kossute is, – but Jule, she thought ez how ‘t war scandalous.”

Mrs. Darley listened in amused surprise; that these mountain wilds could sustain a first-class coquette was an idea that had not hitherto entered her mind; however, "that thar Mandy” seemed, in Mrs. Johns’s opinion at least, to merit the unenviable distinction, and the party at Wilkins settlement and the prospective gayety of Harrison’s Cove awakened the same sentiments in her heart and mind as do the more ambitious germans and kettledrums of the lowland cities in the heart and mind of Mrs. Grundy. Human nature is the same everywhere, and the Wilkins settlement is a microcosm. The metropolitan centres, stripped of the civilization of wealth, fashion, and culture, would present only the bare skeleton of humanity outlined in Mrs. Johns’s talk of Harrison’s Cove, the Wilkins settlement, the enmities and scandals and sorrows and misfortunes of the mountain ridge. As the absurd resemblance developed, Mrs. Darley could not forbear a smile. Mrs. Johns looked up with a momentary expression of surprise; the story presented no humorous phase to her perceptions, but she too smiled a little as she repeated, "Scandalous, ain’t it?” and proceeded in the same lack-lustre tone as before.