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“We’ve got to eat, and so’s the horses,” says Hollis, “but no rancher is goin’ to welcome with open arms as disreputable an outfit as we are. Two men shot up, and the rest of us without beddin’, grub, money, or explanations. Them’s what we need–explanations. I don’t exactly see how we’re goin’ to explain our fix to the honest hay-diggers, either. Everybody’ll think some sheriff is after us, and two to one they’ll put some officer on our trail, and we’ll have more trouble. I believe I’ve had all I want for awhile.”

“I’ll tell you how we’ll work it,” I says. “One of us’ll be the sheriff of Guadalupe County, back home, with three deputies, bringin’ back a prisoner that we’ve chased across the State. We’ll ride up to a ranch an’ demand lodgin’ for ourselves and prisoner in the name of the State of Texas and say that we’ll pay with vouchers on the county in the morning.”

“No, sir! not fer me,” says Martin. “I’m not goin’ in fer forgery. It’s all right to practice a little mild deception on our red brothers, as we figgered on doing, but I’m not goin’ to try to flimflam the State of Texas. Our troubles ‘d only be startin’ if we began that game.”

“Your plan’s all right, Kid,” says Bennett to me. “You be the terrible desperado that I’m bringin’ home after a bloody fight, where you wounded Martin and me, and ‘most escaped. You’ll have ev’ry rancher’s wife givin’ you flowers and weepin’ over your youth and kissin’ you good-bye. In the mornin’, when we’re ready to go and I’m about to fix up the vouchers for our host, you break away and ride like the devil. We’ll all tear off a few shots and foller in a hurry, leavin’ the farmer hopin’ that the villain is recaptured and the girls tearfully prayin’ that the gallunt and misguided youth escapes.”

It seemed to be about our only resort, as the country was full of bad men, and we were liable to get turned down cold if we didn’t have some story, so we decided to try it on.

We rode up to a ranch ’bout dark, that night, me between the others, with my hands tied behind me, and Jim called the owner out.

“I want a night’s lodgin’ fer my deputies and our prisoner,” he says. “I’m the sheriff of Guadalupe County, and I’ll fix up the bill in the mornin’.”

“Come in! Come in!” the feller says, callin’ a man for the horses. “Glad to accommodate you. Who’s your prisoner?”

“That’s Texas Charlie that robbed the Bank of Euclid single-handed,” answers Jim. “He give us a long run clean across the State, but we got him jest as he was settin’ over into the Indian Territory. Fought like a tiger.”

It worked fine. The feller, whose name was Morgan, give us a good layout for the night and a bully breakfast next morning.

That desperado game was simply great. The other fellers attended to the horses, and I jest sat around lookin’ vicious, and had my grub brought to me, while the women acted sorrowful and fed me pie and watermelon pickles.

When we was ready to leave next morning, Jim says: “Now, Mr. Morgan, I’ll fix up them vouchers with you,” and givin’ me the wink, I let out a yell, and jabbin’ the spurs into Black Hawk, we cleared the fence and was off like a puff of dust, with the rest of ’em shootin’ and screamin’ after me like mad.

Say! It was lovely–and when the boys overtook me, out of sight of the house, Morgan would have been astonished to see the sheriff, his posse, and the terrible desperado doubled up in their saddles laughin’ fit to bust.

Well, sir! we never had a hitch in the proceedings for five days, and I was gettin’ to feel a sort of pride in my record as a bank-robber, forger, horse-thief, and murderer, accordin’ to the way Bennett presented it. He certainly was the boss liar of the range.