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“But the idees he’d put into my head didn’t git out, an’ as I laid on my back on the deck, lookin’ up at the stars, they sometimes seemed to put themselves into the shape of a little house, with a little woman cookin’ at the kitchin fire, an’ a little schooner layin’ at anchor just off shore. An’ then ag’in they’d hump themselves up till they looked like a lot of new tin cans with their tops off, an’ all kinds of good things to eat inside, specially canned peaches–the big white kind, soft an’ cool, each one split in half, with a holler in the middle filled with juice. By George, sir! the very thought of a tin can like that made me beat my heels ag’in the deck. I’d been mighty hungry, an’ had eat a lot of salt pork, wet an’ raw, an’ now the very idee of it, even cooked, turned my stomach. I looked up to the stars ag’in, an’ the little house an’ the little schooner was clean gone, an’ the whole sky was filled with nothin’ but bright new tin cans.

“In the mornin’ Andy he come to me ag’in. ‘Have you made up your mind,’ says he, ‘about gittin’ some of them good things fur Christmas dinner?”Confound you!’ says I, ‘you talk as if all we had to do was to go an’ git ’em.”An’ that’s what I b’lieve we kin do,’ says he, ‘with the help of that bat’ry man.’ ‘Yes,’ says I, ‘an’ blow a lot of the cargo into flinders, an’ damage the Mary Auguster so’s she couldn’t never be took into port.’An’ then I told him what the cap’n had said to me, an’ what I was goin’ to do with the money. ‘A little ca’tridge,’ says Andy, ‘would do all we want, an’ wouldn’t hurt the vessel, nuther. Besides that, I don’t b’lieve what this cap’n says about tinkerin’ up his engine.’Tain’t likely he’ll ever git her runnin’ ag’in, nor pump out the Mary Auguster, nuther. If I was you I’d a durned sight ruther have a Christmas dinner in hand than a house an’ wife in the bush.”I ain’t thinkin’ o’ marryin’ a girl in Australier,’ says I. An’ Andy he grinned, an’ said I wouldn’t marry nobody if I had to live on sp’iled vittles till I got her.

“A little arter that I went to the cap’n an’ I told him about Andy’s idee, but he was down on it. ‘It’s your vessel, an’ not mine,’ says he, ‘an’ if you want to try to git a dinner out of her I’ll not stand in your way. But it’s my ‘pinion you’ll just damage the ship, an’ do nothin’.’Howsomdever, I talked to the bat’ry man about it, an’ he thought it could be done, an’ not hurt the ship, nuther. The men was all in favor of it, fur none of ’em had forgot it was Christmas day. But Tom Simmons he was ag’in’ it strong, fur he was thinkin’ he’d git some of the money if we got the Mary Auguster into port. He was a selfish- minded man, was Tom, but it was his nater, an’ I s’pose he couldn’t help it.

“Well, it wasn’t long afore I began to feel pretty empty an’ mean, an’ if I’d wanted any of the prog we got out the day afore, I couldn’t have found much, fur the men had eat it up nearly all in the night. An’ so I just made up my mind without any more foolin’, an’ me an’ Andy Boyle an’ the bat’ry man, with some ca’tridges an’ a coil of wire, got into the little shore boat, an’ pulled over to the Mary Auguster. There we lowered a small ca’tridge down the main hatchway, an’ let it rest down among the cargo. Then we rowed back to the steamer, uncoilin’ the wire as. we went. The bat’ry man clumb up on deck, an’ fixed his wire to a ‘lectric machine, which he’d got all ready afore we started. Andy an’ me didn’t git out of the boat. We had too much sense fur that, with all them hungry fellers waitin’ to jump in her. But we just pushed a little off, an’ sot waitin’, with our mouths awaterin’, fur him to touch her off. He seemed to be a long time about it, but at last he did it, an’ that instant there was a bang on board the Mary Augu
ster that made my heart jump. Andy an’ me pulled fur her like mad, the others a- hollerin’ arter us, an’ we was on deck in no time. The deck was all covered with the water that had been throwed up. But I tell you, sir, that we poked an’ fished about, an’ Andy stripped an’ went down an’ swum all round, an’ we couldn’t find one floatin’ box of canned goods. There was a lot of splinters, but where they come from we didn’t know. By this time my dander was up, an’ I just pitched around savage. That little ca’tridge wasn’t no good, an’ I didn’t intend to stand any more foolin’. We just rowed back to the other wreck, an’ I called to the ba’try man to come down, an’ bring some bigger ca’tridges with him, fur if we was goin’ to do anything we might as well do it right. So he got down with a package of bigger ones, an’ jumped into the boat.