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The Children’s Joke
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Kitty delivered this dread command with effect, for she had heard and cried over it too often not to have it quite by heart.

‘But I can’t go to bed at half-past seven o’clock of a summer night! I’m not sleepy, and this is just the pleasantest time of the whole day,’ said mamma, thinking her bargain a hard one.

‘Go up directly, my daughter, and don’t discuss the matter; I know what is best for you,’ and Kitty sent social, wide-awake mamma to bed, there to lie thinking soberly till Mrs. Kit came for the lamp.

‘Have you had a happy day, love?’ she asked, bending over the pillow, as her mother used to do.

‘No, ma’am.’

‘Then it was your own fault, my child. Obey your parents in all things, and you will be both good and happy.’

‘That depends’–began mamma, but stopped short, remembering that to-morrow she would be on the other side, and anything she might say now would be quoted against her.

But Kitty understood, and her heart melted as she hugged her mother and said in her own caressing way–

‘Poor little mamma! did she have a hard time? and didn’t she like being a good girl and minding her parents?’

Mamma laughed also, and held Kitty close, but all she said was–

‘Good-night, dear; don’t be troubled: it will be all right to-morrow.’

‘I hope so,’ and with a hearty kiss, Kitty went thoughtfully downstairs to meet several little friends whom she had asked to spend the evening with her.

As the ladies left the room, papa leaned back and prepared to smoke a cigar, feeling that he needed the comfort of it after this trying day. But Harry was down upon him at once.

‘A very bad habit–can’t allow it. Throw that dirty thing away, and go and get your Latin lesson for to-morrow. The study is quiet, and we want this room.’

‘But I am tired. I can’t study at night. Let me off till to-morrow, please, sir!’ begged papa, who had not looked at Latin since he left school.

‘Not a word, sir! I shall listen to no excuses, and shall not let you neglect your education on any account,’ and Harry slapped the table a la papa in the most impressive manner.

Mr. Fairbairn went away into the dull study and made believe do his lesson, but he really smoked and meditated.

The young folks had a grand revel, and kept it up till ten o’clock, while mamma lay awake, longing to go down and see what they were about, and papa shortly fell asleep, quite exhausted by the society of a Latin Grammar.

‘Idle boy, is this the way you study?’ said Harry, audaciously tweaking him by the ear.

‘No, it’s the way you do;’ and feeling that his day of bondage was over, papa cast off his allegiance, tucked a child under each arm, and marched upstairs with them, kicking and screaming. Setting them down at the nursery door, he said, shaking his finger at them in an awful manner,–

‘Wait a bit, you rascals, and see what you will get to-morrow.’

With this dark threat he vanished into his own room, and a minute after a great burst of laughter set their fears at rest.

‘It was a fair bargain, so I’m not afraid,’ said Harry stoutly.

‘He kissed us good-night though he did glower at us, so I guess it was only fun,’ added Kitty.

‘Hasn’t it been a funny day?’ asked Harry.

‘Don’t think I quite like it, everything is so turned round,’ said Kitty.

‘Guess they didn’t like it very well. Hear ’em talking in there;’ and Harry held up his finger, for a steady murmur of conversation had followed the laughter in papa and mamma’s room.

‘I wonder if our joke will do any good?’ said Kitty thoughtfully.

‘Wait and see,’ answered Aunt Betsey, popping her night-capped head out of her room with a nod and a smile that sent them to bed full of hope for the future.