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We got down to the entrance before Aggie spoke again. Then:

“What did I tell you?” she demanded. “That woman’s making her a—-“

But at that very instant there was a thud under our feet and something came “ping” through the floor not six inches from my toe, and lodged in the ceiling. Aggie and I stood looking up. It had made a small round hole over our heads, and a little cloud of plaster dust hung round it.

“Somebody shot at us!” declared Aggie, clutching my arm. “That was a bullet!”

I stooped down and felt the floor. There was a hole in it, and from somewhere below I thought I heard voices. It was not very comfortable, standing there on top of Heaven knows what; but we were divided between fear and outrage, and our indignation won. With hardly a word we went back to the rear staircase and so to the cellar. Halfway down the stairs both of us remembered the same thing–that it was Tish’s day to use the basement laundry, and that perhaps—-

Tish was not in the laundry, nor was Hannah, her maid. But Tish’s blue-and-white dressing sacque was on the line, and the blue had run, as I had said it would when she bought it. In the furnace room beyond we heard voices, and Aggie opened the door.

Tish and Hannah were both there. They had not heard us.

“Nonsense!” Tish was saying. “If anybody had been hit we’d have heard a scream; or if they were killed we’d have heard ’em fall.”

“I heard a sort of yell,” said poor Hannah. “I don’t like it, Miss Tish. The time before you just missed me.”

“Why did you stick your arm out?” demanded Tish. “Now take that broomstick and we’ll start again. Did you score that?”

“How’ll I score it?” asked Hannah. “Hit or miss?” She went to the cellar wall and stood waiting, with a piece of charcoal in her hand. The whitewashed wall was marked with rows of X’s and ciphers. The ciphers predominated.

“Mark it a miss.”

“But I heard a yell—-“

“Fiddle-de-dee! Are you ready?” Tish had lifted a small rifle into position and was standing, with her feet apart, pointing it at a white target hanging by a string from a rafter. As she gave the signal. Hannah sighed, and, picking up a broomhandle, started the target to swaying, pendulum fashion; Tish followed it with the gun.

I thought things had gone far enough, so I stepped into the cellar and spoke in ringing tones.

“Letitia Carberry!” I said sternly.

Tish pulled the trigger at that moment and the bullet went into the furnace pipe. It was absurd, of course, for Tish to blame me for it, but she turned on me in a rage.

“Look what you made me do!” she snapped. “Can’t a person have a moment’s privacy?”

“What I think you need,” I retorted, “is six months’ complete seclusion in a sanitarium.”

“You nearly shot us in the upper hall,” Aggie put in warmly.

“Well, as long as I didn’t shoot you in the upper hall or any other place, I guess you needn’t fuss,” said Tish. “Ready, Hannah.”

This time she shot Hannah in the broomhandle, and practically put her hors de combat; but the shot immediately after was what Tish triumphantly called a clean bull’s-eye–that is, it hit the center of the target.

That is the time to stop, when one has made a bull’s-eye in any sort of achievement, I take it. And Tish is nobody’s fool. She took off her spectacles and wiped the perspiration and gunpowder streaks from her face. She was immediately in high good humor.

“Every unprotected female should know how to handle a weapon,” she said oracularly, and, sitting down on the edge of the coal-bin, proceeded to swab out the gun with a wad of cotton on the end of a stick.

“The poker has been good enough for you for fifty years,” I retorted. “And if you think you look sporty, or anything but idiotic, sitting there in a flowered kimono and swabbing out the throat of that gun—-?”