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But in the end Tish prevailed, as usual.

“I’m going to the farmhouse this morning and I am going to say that one of the ladies is leaving this afternoon and going back home. That will be you. I wish you had a razor, but the veil will hide that. They’ll not molest you. You’ll not only look like Aggie–you’ll be Aggie.”

Well, it seemed to be his best chance, although none of us dared to think what might happen if the hat blew off or Aggie’s gray alpaca ripped at the seams.

We worked feverishly all day, letting out the dress and setting forward the buttons on her raincoat. Mr. Muldoon was inclined to be sulky. He sat at the back of the cave, playing solitaire and every now and then examining the road maps. Aggie was depressed too. But, as Tish said, getting rid of Muldoon was the first step toward the thousand dollars, and even if Aggie never got her gray alpaca again it had seen its best days.

That morning, while Aggie and I sewed and ripped and Mr. Muldoon sat back in the cave with the road map on his knees, Tish went to the farmhouse. She came back at eleven o’clock with a chicken for dinner and a flush on each cheek.

“I’ve fixed it, Mr. Muldoon,” she said. “I talked to one of the outlaws!”

“What?” screeched Aggie.

“He’d come in for something to eat–the red-bearded one. We had quite a chat. I told him we were traveling like Stevenson–with a donkey; but that one of the ladies had an abscess on a tooth and was going home. He said it was no place for women and offered himself as an escort.”

Mr. Muldoon groaned. “What am I going to do if one of them comes up and makes an ass of himself?” he demanded. “Kiss him?”

Tish looked at him coldly.

“You’ll have your jaw tied up,” she said. “That will cover your chin, and you needn’t speak. Point to your jaw. Anyhow, they’ll not bother you. I said the toothache had affected your disposition, and we were just as glad you were going. The red-haired man says he’s got relatives near the mouth of the valley and you can stay there overnight. One of the men folks pulls teeth in emergencies.”

It is hard, writing all this of Tish, to remember that she has always been a truthful woman. As Charlie Sands said later, when we told him the story and he had sat, open-mouthed, staring from one to the other of us, no one knows what depths of mendacity lie behind the most virtuous countenance.

We started “Aggie” off at two o’clock that afternoon, sitting sideways on Modestine, jaw tied up, veiled and sun-hatted, with Aggie’s flowered-silk bag hanging to one wrist and a lunch-basket on the other arm. Tish and I saw “her” down the hill and kissed “her” good-by.

This was Tish’s idea. I thought it unnecessary, but as a matter of fact, no matter what Charlie Sands may say, it was not a real kiss, going as it did through a veil and a bandage.

The man with a gun watched “her” off, and Tish, having waved “her” out of sight round a curve, looked up at him and nodded. Far away as he was, he saw that and swept his hat off with quite an air.

* * * * *

Tish’s plan was very simple. She told us as we cleared up the cave after the day’s excitement.

“When I go for the evening milk,” she said, “I shall mention that we have a young man with us, a stranger, who has hurt his ankle and cannot walk. And I’ll ask for arnica. That’s all.”

“That’s all!” Aggie and I exclaimed together.

“Certainly that’s all. Sometime tonight they’ll rush the cave.”