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“You want me to git this here bill changed?” he said dully.

“That is the idea,” said Judson Green, patiently. “You are to take it and change it–and I will trail behind you to see what happens. I’m merely making an experiment, with your help, and I’m willing to pay for it.”

“This money ain’t counterfeit?” inquired the raggedy one. “This ain’t no game to git me in bad?”

“Well, isn’t it worth taking a chance on?” cross-fired Green. The pimpled expanse of face lost some of its doubt, and the owner of the face fetched a deep breath.

“You’re on,” he decided. “Where’bouts’ll I start?”

“Anywhere you please,” Judson Green told him. “You said you were hungry–that for two days you hadn’t eaten a bite?”

“Aw, boss, that was part of the spiel,” he confessed frankly. “Right now I’m that full of beef stew I couldn’t hold another bite.”

“Well, how about a drink? A long, cool glass of beer, say? Or anything you please.”

The temporary custodian of the one-thousand-dollar bill mentally considered this pleasing project; his bleared eye glinted brighter.

“Naw,” he said, “not jist yit. If it’s all the same to you, boss, I’ll wait until I gits a good thirst on me. I think I’ll go into that show yonder, to start on.” He pointed a finger towards a near-by amusement enterprise. This institution had opened years before as “The Galveston Flood.” Then, with some small scenic changes, it had become “The Mount Pelee Disaster,” warranted historically correct in all details; now it was “The Messina Earthquake,” no less. Its red and gold gullet of an entrance yawned hungrily, not twenty yards from where they stood.

“Go ahead,” ordered Judson Green, confirming the choice with a nod. “And remember, my friend, I will be right behind you.”

Nothing, however, seemed further from the panhandler’s thoughts than flight. His rags fluttered freely in the evening air and his sole-less shoes flopped up and down upon his feet, rasping his bare toes, as he approached the nearest ticket booth.

Behind the wicket sat a young woman of much self-possession. By all the outward signs she was a born and bred metropolitan and therefore one steeled against surprise and armed mentally against trick and device. Even before she spoke you felt sure she would say oily if she meant early, and early if she meant oily–sure linguistic marks of the native-born New York cockney.

To match the environment of her employment she wore a costume that was fondly presumed to be the correct garbing of a Sicilian peasant maid, including a brilliant bodice that laced in front and buttoned behind, an imposing headdress, and on both her arms, bracelets of the better known semi-precious metals.

Coming boldly up to her, the ragged man laid upon the shelf of the wicket his precious bill–it was now wadded into a greenish-yellow wisp like a sprig of celery top–and said simply, “One!”

With a jangle of her wrist jewelry, the young woman drew the bill in under the bars and straightened it out in front of her. She considered, with widening gaze, the numeral 1 and the three naughts following it. Then through the bars she considered carefully him who had brought it. From one to the other and back again she looked.

“Woit one minute,” she said. It is impossible to reproduce in cold type the manner in which this young woman uttered the word minute. But there was an “o” in it and a labial hint of an extra “u.”

“Woit, please,” she said again, and holding the bill down flat with one hand she turned and beckoned to some one at her left.

A pace behind the panhandler, Judson Green watched. Now the big comedy scene was coming, just as it always came in the books. Either the tattered possessor of the one-thousand-dollar bill would be made welcome by a gratified proprietor and would be given the liberty of the entire island and would have columns written about him by a hundred gratified press-agents, or else there would be a call for the police and for the first time in the history of New York a man would be locked up, not for the common crime of having no money, but for having too much money.