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The Brain Of The Battle-Ship
by
“We’ve won, Clarkson,” he said. “We’ve won the hottest fight that history can tell of–won it ourselves; but he’ll get the credit.”
“And he’s drunk as a lord–drunk through it all. What did he ram for? Why did he send two millions of prize-money to the bottom? O Lord! O Lord! it’s enough to make a man swear at his mother. We had her licked. Why did he ram?”
“Because he was drunk, that’s why. He rang seven bells to me along at the first of the muss, and then sent word through young Felton that he wanted full speed. Dammit, he already had it, every pound of it. And he gave me no signal to reverse when we struck; if it wasn’t for luck and a kind Providence we’d have followed the Warsaw. I barely got her over. Here, Mr. Felton; you were in the central, were you not? How’d the old man appear to be making it? Were his orders intelligible?”
A young man had joined them, hot, breathing hard, and unclothed.
“Not always, sir; I had to ask him often to repeat, and then I sometimes got another order. He kept me busy from the first, when he sent the torpedoes overboard.”
“The torpedoes!” exclaimed Mr. Clarkson. “Did we use them? I didn’t know it.”
“He was afraid they’d explode on board, sir,” he said. “That was just after we took full speed.”
“And just before he got too full to be afraid of anything,” muttered the lieutenant. “Why don’t he come out of that?” He glanced toward the conning-tower. Other officers had joined them.
“We’ll investigate,” said Mr. Clarkson.
The door on the level of the main-deck leading into the mast was found to be wedged fast by the blow of a projectile. Men, naked and black, sprawled about the wreckage breathing fresh air, were ordered to get up and to rig a ladder outside. They did so, and Mr. Clarkson ascended to the ragged end of the hollow stump and looked down. Standing at the wheel, steering the drifting ship with one hand and holding an empty bottle in the other, was a man with torn clothing and bloody face. In spite of the disfigurement Mr. Clarkson knew him. Jammed into the narrow staircase leading below was the body of a man partly hidden by a Gatling gun, the lever of which had pierced the forehead.
“Finnegan,” yelled the officer, “how’d you get there?”
The man at the wheel lifted a bleary eye and blinked; then, unsteadily touching his forehead, answered: “Fe’ dow’-shtairs, shir.”
“Come out of that! On deck there! Take the wheel, one hand, and stand by it!” Mr. Clarkson descended to the others with a serious look on his grimy face, and a sailor climbed the ladder and went down the mast.
“Gentlemen,” said the first lieutenant, impressively, “we were mistaken, and we wronged Captain Blake. He is dead. He died at the beginning. He lies under a Gatling gun in the bottom of the tower. I saw Finnegan hanging to that gun, whirling around it, when the mast blew up. It is all plain now. Finnegan and the gun fell into the tower. Finnegan may have struck the stairs and rolled down, but the gun went down the hollow within and killed the captain. We have been steered and commanded by a drunken man–but it was Finnegan.”
Finnegan scrambled painfully down the ladder. He staggered, stumbled, and fell in a heap.
“Rise up,” said Mr. Clarkson, as they surrounded him; “rise up, Daniel Drake Nelson Farragut Finnegan. You are small potatoes and few in the hill; you are shamefully drunk, and your nose bleeds; you are stricken with Spanish mildew, and you smell vilely–but you are immortal. You have been a disgrace to the service, but Fate in her gentle irony has redeemed you, permitting you, in one brief moment of your misspent life, to save to your country the command of the seas–to guide, with your subconscious intelligence, the finest battle-ship the science of the world has constructed to glorious victory, through the fiercest sea-fight the world has known. Rise up, Daniel, and see the surgeon.”
But Finnegan only snored.