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We forgot all about our book. It isn’t that pulling up weeds is any special fun. It’s the putting flowers back that you’ve pulled up by mistake that is such a Game in itself. You have to make little splints for them out of Forsythia twigs. You have to build little collars of pebble-stone all around them to keep marauding beetles from eating up their wiltedness. You have to bring them medicine-water from the brook instead of from the kitchen–so that nobody will scream and say, “Oh, what have you done now?–Oh, what have you done now?“

It was Supper Time before we knew it. There was creamed chicken for supper. And wild strawberry preserve. And a letter from our sister Rosalee. Our sister Rosalee is in Cuba visiting her Betrother. She wrote seven pages about it. She seemed to like her Betrother very much.

My Mother cried a little. My Father said “Oh, Pshaw! Oh, Pshaw! You can’t keep ’em babies forever!” My Mother tried not to look at my Father’s eyes. She looked at his feet instead. When she looked at his feet instead she saw that there were holes in his slippers. She seemed very glad. She ran and got a big needle. And a big thread. My Father had to sit very still.

It seemed a very good time to remember about the Book.

Carol went and got the Book. He put it down on the Dining Room table. It was a gray book with a red back to it. It said “Lanos Bryant” across the back of it. It was Lanos Bryant who had given us the book. Lanos Bryant was the Butcher. It was an old Account Book. The front of it was all mixed up with figurings. It was in the back of it that we were making Our Book.

My Mother looked up. She smiled at us.

“Why, bless my heart,” she said, “we mustn’t forget about the children’s Book!”

“No such luck,” said my Father.

Everybody smiled a little.

“What’s the Book about?” said my Mother.

I looked at Carol. Carol looked at me. He nudged me to go on.

“It’s about You!” I said. “And about Father! And about Jason the Blacksmith! And about the Old Preacher. And about most anybody I guess that would like to be About-ed!”

“Well–Well–Well,” said my Mother. “And what is it for?”

“Oh, it’s just for fun,” I said. “But it’s very important.–Just the first instant anybody reads it he’ll know all there is to know about everybody without ever having to go and make calls on them! Everything interesting about them I mean! Everything that really matters! Lots of things that nobody would have guessed!”

“Mercy!” said my Mother. She stopped mending my Father and jumped right up.

My Father jumped right up too!

“Oh, it isn’t written yet!” I said. “It’s only just begun!”

“O–h,” said my Mother. And sat down again.

“We though maybe you and Father would help us,” I said.

“O–h,” said my Father. And sat down again too.

Carol began to laugh. I don’t know why he laughed.

“It’s–it’s just a set of questions,” I explained.

Carol opened the Book and found the questions.

“Just five or six questions,” I explained. “All you have to do is to answer the questions–and tell us how to spell it perhaps.–And then that makes the Book!”

“It certainly sounds simple,” said my Mother. She began mending my Father very hard. “And what are some of the questions?” she asked.

“Well–the first question,” I explained, “is ‘What is your name?'”

My Mother gave a little giggle. She hushed my Father with her hand.

“Oh surely,” she said, “there couldn’t be any objection to telling these pleasant children our names?”

“No–o,” admitted my Father.

My Mother looked up. She twinkled her eyes a little as well as her mouth.

“Our names are ‘Father’ and ‘Mother’,” she said.

Carol wrote the names in the Book. He wrote them very black and literary looking. “Father” at the top of one page. And “Mother” at the top of the other. They looked nice.