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“Sweet and Low”–he began to sing.

Sweet and low–Sweet and low–
Wind of the Western Sea—-

His voice was all deep and full of sand like the way a bass drum makes you feel in your stomach. I looked at Carol. Carol looked at me. We felt pretty surprised. Jason the Blacksmith looked more surprised than anyone! But he kept right on singing!

Over the rolling waters go–
Come from the–the something–moon and blow–
While my little one–while my pretty one–sleeps.
Father will come to his babe in the nest–
S-silvery–something–all out of the West–
Silvery—-

We ran!

When we got to the Smoke Tree and looked back there was no sound at all in the Blacksmith Shop except the sound of Ezra thumping his hoofs. And Jason being a Song instead of a man!

The faster we ran the more surprised we felt.

When you read a book, of course, you expect to be surprised. If you didn’t think the person who made the book was going to tell you something that you didn’t know before you wouldn’t bother to read it. But when you’re writing a book it doesn’t seem exactly as though so many unexpected things ought to happen to you!

We were pretty glad when we ran right into the Old Minister who preaches sometimes when all the young ministers can’t think of anything more to preach about.

The Old Minister was leaning against the Bridge. The Old Lawyer was leaning against the Bridge with him. They were waving their canes. And their long white beards. And arguing about the “Thirty-Nine Articles.”–Carol thinks it was the “Fifty-Seven Varieties” they were arguing about. But the “Fifty-Seven Varieties” I’m almost sure is Pickles. It’s the “Thirty-Nine Articles” that is Arguments!

The Old Minister laughed when he saw us coming. “Well–Well–Well!” he cried. “See who’s here! And carrying such a big book too! And all out of breath!” He put his arm round Carol. I thought he was going to ask us our Catechisms. And there wasn’t any breath left in our catechisms.

“Oh, if you were a Beautiful Sound,” I gasped, “instead of a Beautiful Preacher–what Beautiful Sound in the whole wide world–would you–would you choose to be?”

“Eh?” said the Old Minister. “Eh?–What’s–that? A–A–Sound instead of a Preacher? Well, upon my word!–This minute, you mean? Or any minute? If I was a Beautiful Sound instead of—-?” He mopped his forehead. He looked pretty hot. He twinkled his eyes at the Old Lawyer. “Well–just this minute,” he said, “I’d rather be the Sound of Foaming Beer than anything else in the world that I can think of!” He thumped his cane on the ground. The Old Lawyer thumped his cane on the ground. They both started off down the road thumping as they walked. We heard them chuckling as they thumped. They weren’t arguing any more about the “Thirty-Nine Articles.” They were arguing about Cheese.

And that was surprising too!

There wasn’t any dinner left when we got home except just knives and forks and spoons. My Mother found us two bowls to go with the spoons. And some milk to go with the bowls. And some crackers to go with the milk. Everything went very well.

We told my Mother we were sorry to be late but that we were writing a book and it was very important.

My Mother said yes,–she knew that writing books was very important and had always noticed that people who wrote ’em were very apt to be late to things. Her only regret, she said, was that Carol and I hadn’t had a little more time in which to form habits of promptness before we began on such a chronic career as Literature.

My Father said “Stuff and Nonsense!” My Father said that if we’d kindly condescend to tear ourselves away from the Charms of Literature for one brief afternoon he’d like to have us weed the Tulip Bed.

We said we would.