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The Black Joke, A Reported Tale Of Two Smugglers
by
That same night, as the old doctor, after his game of cards with Mr. Pennefather, sat finishing his second glass of rum and thinking of bed, there came a ring at the night-bell, which of all sounds on earth was the one he most abominated. He went to the front door and opened it in a pretty bad temper, when in walked Tummels and William Sleep together and told their business. “A man–no need to give names–was lying hurt and in danger–no matter where. They had a horse and trap waiting, a little above Chyandour, and, if the doctor would come and ask no questions, the same horse and trap should bring him home before morning.”
The old doctor asked no questions at all, but fetched his greatcoat, tobacco-pouch, tinder-box, and case of instruments, and walked with them to the hill over Chyandour, where he found the trap waiting, with a boy at the horse’s head. Tummels dismissed the boy, and in they all climbed; but before they had driven half a mile the doctor was asked very politely if he’d object to have his eyes blindfolded.
He chuckled for a moment. “Of course I object,” said he; “for–you may believe it or not–if a man can’t see that his pipe’s alight he loses half the enjoyment of it. But two is stronger than one,” said he; “and if you insist I shall submit.” So they blindfolded him.
In this way they brought him to Stack’s Folly, helped him down from the cart, and led him into the bare room where Dan’l lay in the straw; and there by lantern-light the old man did his job very composedly.
“You’re not altogether a pair of fools,” said he, speaking for the first time as he tied the last bandage. “If you hadn’t fetched someone, this man would have been dead in three days from now. But you’re fools enough if you think I’m going to take this jaunt every night for a week and more–as someone must, if Dan’l’s to recover; and you’re bigger fools if you imagine I don’t know the inside of Stack’s Folly. My advice is that in future you save yourselves trouble and call up my assistant from St. Ives; and further, that you don’t try his temper with any silly blindfolding, but trust him for the gentleman and good sportsman I know him to be. If ’tis any help to you, he’ll be stepping over to Penzance to-day on business, and I’ll take the opportunity to drop him a hint of warning.”
They thanked him, of course. “And sorry we are, doctor,” said Tummels, “to have put you to this inconvenience. But there’s no friend like an old friend.”
“Talking of friends,” answered Dr. Chegwidden, “I think it well to set you on your guard.” He pulled out a handbill from his pocket. “I had this from Mr. Pennefather to-night,” said he; “and by to-morrow it will be posted all over the country: an offer for the apprehension of Daniel Leggo; the reward, two hundred and fifty pounds.”
“Two hundred and fifty pounds!” Weak as he was, Dan’l sat upright in the straw, and the other two stared at the doctor with their jaws dropping– which Dan’l’s jaw couldn’t, by reason of the bandages.
“And you ask us to trust this young furriner, with two hundred and fifty pounds for his hand to close on!” groaned Tummels.
“I do,” said the doctor. “The man I would warn you against is a man you’d be ten times apter to trust; and that is your partner, Deiphobus Geen. I understand he’s away from home just now; but–reward or no reward–when he returns I advise you to watch that fellow closer than any of the Preventive men: for to my certain knowledge he had ample warning of what was to happen, and I leave you to judge if ’twas by accident he let his friend Dan’l, here, run into the trap.”