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The Bishop Of Eucalyptus
by
“‘Well,’ said I, ‘I’ll step down this morning anyway, and take a look.’
“‘You can saddle the brown horse whenever you like. You were too sleepy to take note of it last night, but you came up here by a track fit for a lady’s pony-carriage. My predecessor engineered it to connect his two places of business. In its way, it’s the most palatial thing in the Rockies–two long legs with a short tack between, gentle all the way–and it brings you out by the Necropolis gate. You can hitch the horse up there.'”
“By ten o’clock I had saddled the brown horse, and was walking him down the track at an easy pace. Hewson had omitted to praise its beauty. Pine-needles lay underfoot as thick and soft as a Persian carpet; and what with the pine-tops arching and almost meeting overhead, and the red trunks raying out left and right into aisles as I went by, and the shafts of light breaking the greenish gloom here and there with glimpses of aching white snowfields high above, ’twas like walking in a big cathedral with bits of the real heaven shining through the roof. The river ran west for a while from Cornice House, and then tacked north-east with a sudden bend round the base of the foot-hills; and since my track formed a sort of rough hypotenuse to this angle, I heard the voice of the rapids die away and almost cease, and then begin again to whisper and murmur, until, as I came within a mile or so of Eucalyptus, they were loud at my feet, though still unseen. I am not a devout man, but I can take off my hat now and then; and all the way that morning a couple of sentences were ring-dinging in my head: ‘Lift up your hearts! We lift them up unto the Lord!’ You know where they come from, I dare say.
“By and by the track took a sharp and steep trend down hill, then a curve; the trees on my right seemed to drop away; and we found ourselves on the edge of a steep bluff overhanging the valley, the whole eastern slope of which broke full into sight in that instant, from the river tumbling below–by sticking out a leg I could see it shining through my stirrup–to the rocky aretes and smoothed-out snowfields round the peaks. It made a big spectacle, and I suppose I must have stared at it till my eyes were dazzled, for, on turning again to follow the track, which at once dived among the pines and into the dusk again, I did not observe, until quite close upon her, a woman coming towards me.
“And yet she was not rigged out to escape notice. She had on a scarlet Garibaldi, a striped red-and-white skirt, bunched up behind into an immense polonaise, and high-heeled shoes that tilted her far forward. She wore no hat, but carried a scarlet sunshade over her shoulder. Her hair, in a towsled chignon, was golden, or rather had been dyed to that colour; her face was painted; and she was glaringly drunk.
“This sudden apparition shook me down with a jerk; and I suppose the sight of me had something of the same effect on the woman, who staggered to the side of the track, and, plumping down amid her flounces, beckoned me feebly with her sunshade. I pulled up, and asked what I could do for her.
“‘You’re the doctor?’ she said slowly, with a tight hold on her pronunciation.
“‘That’s so.’
“‘From Cornice House?’
“I nodded.
“She nodded back. ‘That’s so. Oh, dear, dear! you said that. I can’t help it. I’m drunk, and it’s no use pretending!’
“She fell to wringing her hands, and the tears began to run from her bistred eyes.
“‘Now, see here, Mrs.–Miss–‘