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The Aliens
by
“Yes.”
“You know how many niggers in that shack?”
“Four, ain’t they?”
“Yessir, four of ’em. One died to-night, another’s goin’ to, another ain’t tellin’ which way he’s goin’ yit; and the last one, Joe Cribbins, was the first to take it; and he’s almost plumb as good as ever ag’in. He’s up and around the house, helpin’ nurse the sick ones, and fit fer hard labour. Now look here; that nigger does what I tell him and he does it quick–see? Well, he knows what I want him to do to-night. So does Charley Gruder, the guard over there. Charley’s fixed; I seen to that; and he knows he ain’t goin’ to lose no job fer the nigger’s gittin’ out of the back winder to go make a little sociable call this evening.”
“What!” exclaimed the policeman, startled; “Charley ain’t goin’ to let that nigger out!”
“Ain’t he? Oh, you needn’t worry, he ain’t goin’ fur! All he’s waiting fer is fer you to give the signal.”
“Me!” The man in the helmet drew back.
“Yessir, you! You walk out there and lounge up towards the drug-store and jest look over to Charley and nod twice. Then you stand on the corner and watch and see what you see. When you see it, you yell fer Charley and git into the drug store telephone, and call up the health office and git their men up here and into that Dago cellar like hell! The nigger’ll be there. They don’t know him, and he’ll just drop in to try and sell the Dagoes some policy tickets. You understand me?“
“Mother Mary in heaven!” The policeman sprang up. “What are you going to do?”
“What am I going to do?” shrilled the other, the light of a monstrous pride in his little eyes. “I’m goin’ to quarantine them Dagoes fer fourteen days. They’ll learn some politics before I git through with ’em. Maybe they’ll know enough United States language to foller their leader next time!”
“By all that’s mighty, Pixley,” said the policeman, with an admiration that was almost reverence, “you are a schemer!”
“Mein Gott!” screeched Bertha’s uncle, snapping his teeth fiercely on his pipe-stem, as he flung open the door of the girl’s room. “You want to disgraze me mit der whole neighbourhoot, ‘lection night? Quid ut! Stob ut! Beoples in der streed stant owidside und litzen to dod grying. You voult goin’ to marry mit a Dago mens, voult you! Ha, ha! Soife you right! He run away!” The old man laughed unamiably. “Ha, ha! Dago mens foolt dod smard Bertha. Dod’s pooty tough. But, bei Gott, you stop dod noise und ect lige a detzent voomans, or you goin’ haf droubles mit your uncle Louie Gratz!”
But Bertha, an undistinguishable heap on the floor of the unlit room, only gasped brokenly for breath and wept on.
“Ach, ach, ach, lieber Gott in Himmel!” sobbed Bertha. “Why didn’t Toby come for me? Ach, ach! What iss happened mit Toby? Somedings iss happened–I know ut!”
“Ya, ya!” jibed Gratz; “somedings iss heppened, I bet you! Brop’ly he’s got anoder vife, dod’s vot heppened! Brop’ly leffing ad you mit anoder voomans! Vot for dit he nefer tolt you vere he lif? So you voultn’t ketch him; dod’s der reason! You’re a pooty vun, you are! Runnin’ efter a doity Dago mens! Bei Gott! you bedder git oop und back your glo’es, und stob dod gryin’. I’m goin’ to mofe owid to-morrow; und you kin go verefer you blease. I ain’d goin’ to sday anoder day in sitch a neighbourhoot. Fife more smallpox lanterns yoost oop der streed. I’m goin’ mofe glean to der oder ent of der city. Und you can come by me or you can run efter your Dago mens und his voomans! Dod’s why he dittn’t come to marry you, you grazy–ut’s a voomans!”
“No, no,” screamed Bertha, stopping her ears with her forefingers. “Lies, lies, lies!”