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When the full heat of summer came, Pietro laughed at the dog-days; and it was Bertha’s to suffer in the hot little restaurant; but she smiled and waved to Pietro, so that he should not know. Also she made him sell iced lemonade and birch beer, which was well for the corduroy waistcoat pocket. Never have you seen a more alluring merchant. One glance toward the stand; you caught that flashing smile, the owner of it a-tip-toe to serve you; and Pietro managed, too, by a light jog to the table on which stood his big, bedewed, earthen jars, that you became aware of the tinkle of ice and a cold, liquid murmur–what mortal could deny the inward call and pass without stopping to buy?

There fell a night in September when Bertha beheld her lover glorious. She had been warned that he was to officiate in the great opening function of the campaign; and she stood on the corner for an hour before the head of the procession appeared. On they came–Pietro’s party, three thousand strong; brass bands, fireworks, red fire, tumultuous citizens, political clubs, local potentates in open carriages, policemen, boys, dogs, bicycles–the procession doing all the cheering for itself, the crowds of spectators only feebly responding to this enthusiasm, as is our national custom. At the end of it all marched a plentiful crew of tatterdemalions, a few bleared white men, and the rest negroes. They bore aloft a crazy transparency, exhibiting the legend:

“FRANK PIXLEY’S HARD-MONEY LEAGUE.

WE STAND FOR OUR PRINCIPALS.

WE ARE SOLLID!

NO FOOLING THE PEOPLE GOES!

WE VOTE AS ONE MAN FOR

TAYLOR P. SINGLETON!”

Bertha’s eyes had not rested upon Toby where they innocently sought him, in the front ranks, even scanning the carriages, seeking him in all positions which she conceived as highest in honour, and she would have missed him altogether, had not there reached her, out of chaotic clamours, a clear, high, rollicking tenor:

“Ahaha! du libra Ogostine,
Ogostine, Ogostine!
Ahaha! du libra Ogostine,
Nees coma ross!”

Then the eager eyes found their pleasure, for there, in the last line of Pixley’s pirates, the very tail of the procession, danced Pietro Tobigli, waving his pink torch at her, proud, happy, triumphant, a true Republican, believing all company equal in the republic, and the rear rank as good as the first.

“Vote a Republican!” he shouted. “Republican–Republican eternall!”

Strangely enough, a like fervid protestation (vociferated in greeting) evoked no reciprocal enthusiasm in the breast of Mr. Pixley, when the committee-man called upon Toby and his friends at their apartment one evening, a fortnight later.

“That’s right,” he responded languidly. “That’s right in gineral, I should say. Cert’nly, in gineral, I ain’t got no quarrel with no man’s Republicanism. But this here’s kind of a put-tickler case, boys. The election’s liable to be mighty close.”

“Republican win!” laughed Toby. “Meelyun man eena parade!”

Mr. Pixley’s small eyes lowered furtively. He glanced once toward the door, stroked his stubby chin, and answered softly: “Don’t you be too sure of that, young feller. Them banks is fightin’ each other ag’in!”

“Bank? Fight? W’at eesa that?” inquired the merchant, with an entirely blank mind.

“There’s one thing it ain’t,” replied the other, in the same confidential tone. “It ain’t no two-by-four campaign. All I got to say to you boys is: ‘Foller yer leader’–and you’ll wear pearl collar-buttons!”

“Vote a Republican,” interjected Leo Vesschi gutturally.

The furtiveness of Mr. Pixley increased.

“Well–mebbe,” he responded, very deliberately. “I reckon I better put you boys next, right now’s well’s any other time. Ain’t nothin’ ever gained by not bein’ open ‘n’ above-board; that’s my motto, and I ack up to it. You kin ast ’em, jest ast the boys, and you’ll hear it from each-an-dall: ‘Frank Pixley’s square!’ That’s what they’ll tell ye. Now see here, this is the way it is. I ain’t worryin’ much about who goes to the legislature, or who’s county-commissioners, nor none o’ that. Why ain’t I worryin’? Because it’s picayune. It’s peanut politics. It ain’t where the money is. No, sir, this campaign is on the treasurership. Taylor P. Singleton is runnin’ fer treasurer on the Republican ticket, and Gil. Maxim on the Democratic. But that ain’t where the fight is.” Mr. Pixley spat contemptuously. “Pah! whichever of ’em gits it won’t no more’n draw his salary. It’s the banks. If Singleton wins out, the Washington National gits the use of the county’s money fer the term; if Maxim’s elected, Florenheim’s bank gits it. Florenheim laid down the cash fer Maxim’s nomination, and the Washington National fixed it fer Singleton. And it’s big money, don’t you git no wrong idea about that!”