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The Afternoon Of A Faun
by
“Believe me, that kid’s a caution. Sixteen months old, and what does he do yesterday? He unfastens the ketch on the back-porch gate. We got a gate on the back porch, see.” (This frequent “see” which interlarded Elmer’s verbiage was not used in an interrogatory way, but as a period, and by way of emphasis. His voice did not take the rising inflection as he uttered it.) “What does he do, he opens it. I come home, and the wife says to me: ‘Say, you better get busy and fix a new ketch on that gate to the back porch. Little Elmer, first thing I know, he’d got it open to-day and was crawling out almost.’ Say, can you beat that for a kid sixteen months—-“
Nick had finished shaving, had donned his clean white soft shirt. His soft collar fitted to a miracle about his strong throat. Nick’s sartorial effects were a triumph–on forty a week. “Say, can’t you talk about nothing but that kid of yours? I bet he’s a bum specimen at that. Runt, like his pa.”
Elmer flung down his newspaper in honest indignation as Nick had wickedly meant he should. “Is that so! Why, we was wrastling round–me and him, see–last night on the floor, and what does he do, he raises his mitt and hands me a wallop in the stomick it like to knock the wind out of me. That’s all. Sixteen months—-“
“Yeh. I suppose this time next year he’ll be boxing for money.”
Elmer resumed his paper. “What do you know.” His tone mingled pity with contempt.
Nick took a last critical survey of the cracked mirror’s reflection and found it good. “Nothing, only this: you make me sick with your kids and your missus and your place. Say, don’t you never have no fun?”
“Fun! Why, say, last Sunday we was out to the beach, and the kid swum out first thing you know—-“
“Oh, shut up!” He was dressed now. He slapped his pockets. Harmonica. Cigarettes. Matches. Money. He was off, his long-visored cloth cap pulled jauntily over his eyes.
Elmer, bearing no rancour, flung a last idle query: “Where you going?”
“How should I know? Just bumming around. Bus is outa commission, and I’m outa luck.”
He clattered down the stairs, whistling.
Next door for a shine at the Greek bootblack’s. Enthroned on the dais, a minion at his feet, he was momentarily monarchial. How’s the boy? Good? Same here. Down, his brief reign ended. Out into the bright noon-day glare of Fifty-third Street.
A fried-egg sandwich. Two blocks down and into the white-tiled lunchroom. He took his place in the row perched on stools in front of the white slab, his feet on the railing, his elbows on the counter. Four white-aproned vestals with blotchy skins performed rites over the steaming nickel urns, slid dishes deftly along the slick surface of the white slab, mopped up moisture with a sly grey rag. No nonsense about them. This was the rush hour. Hungry men from the shops and offices and garages of the district were bent on food (not badinage). They ate silently, making a dull business of it. Coffee? What kinda pie do you want? No fooling here. “Hello, Jessie.”
As she mopped the slab in front of him you noticed a slight softening of her features, intent so grimly on her task. “What’s yours?”
“Bacon-and-egg sandwich. Glass of milk. Piece of pie. Blueberry.”
Ordinarily she would not have bothered. But with him: “The blueberry ain’t so good to-day, I noticed. Try the peach?”
“All right.” He looked at her. She smiled. Incredibly, the dishes ordered seemed to leap out at her from nowhere. She crashed them down on the glazed white surface in front of him. The bacon-and-egg sandwich was served open-faced, an elaborate confection. Two slices of white bread, side by side. On one reposed a fried egg, hard, golden, delectable, indigestible. On the other three crisp curls of bacon. The ordinary order held two curls only. A dish so rich in calories as to make it food sufficient for a day. Jessie knew nothing of calories, nor did Nick. She placed a double order of butter before him–two yellow pats, moisture-beaded. As she scooped up his milk from the can you saw that the glass was but three quarters filled. From a deep crock she ladled a smaller scoop and filled the glass to the top. The deep crock held cream. Nick glanced up at her again. Again Jessie smiled. A plain damsel, Jessie, and capable. She went on about her business. What’s yours? Coffee with? White or rye? No nonsense about her. And yet: “Pie all right?”