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The Afternoon Of A Faun
by
Miss Bauers, goaded to revolt, would say pettishly: “You’re like a mosquito, that’s what. Person never knows from one minute to the other where you’re at.”
“Yeh,” Nick would retort. “When you know where a mosquito’s at, what do you do to him? Plenty. I ain’t looking to be squashed.”
Miss Ahearn, whose public position (the Hygienic Barber Shop. Gent’s manicure, 50c.) offered unlimited social opportunities, would assume a gay indifference. “They’s plenty boys begging to take me out every hour in the day. Swell lads, too. I ain’t waiting round for any greasy mechanic like you. Don’t think it. Say, lookit your nails! They’d queer you with me, let alone what else all is wrong with you.”
In answer Nick would put one hand–one broad, brown, steel-strong hand with its broken discoloured nails–on Miss Ahearn’s arm, in its flimsy georgette sleeve. Miss Ahearn’s eyelids would flutter and close, and a little shiver would run with icy-hot feet all over Miss Ahearn.
Nick was like that.
Nick’s real name wasn’t Nick at all–or scarcely at all. His last name was Nicholas, and his parents, long before they became his parents, traced their origin to some obscure Czechoslovakian province–long before we became so glib with our Czechoslovakia. His first name was Dewey, knowing which you automatically know the date of his birth. It was a patriotic but unfortunate choice on the part of his parents. The name did not fit him; was too mealy; not debonair enough. Nick. Nicky in tenderer moments (Miss Bauers, Miss Olson, Miss Ahearn, just Gertie, et al.).
His method with women was firm and somewhat stern, but never brutal. He never waited for them if they were late. Any girl who assumed that her value was enhanced in direct proportion to her tardiness in keeping an engagement with Nick found herself standing disconsolate on the corner of Fifty-third and Lake trying to look as if she were merely waiting for the Lake Park car and not peering wistfully up and down the street in search of a slim, graceful, hurrying figure that never came.
It is difficult to convey in words the charm that Nick possessed. Seeing him, you beheld merely a medium-sized young mechanic in reasonably grimed garage clothes when working; and in tight pants, tight coat, silk shirt, long-visored green cap when at leisure. A rather pallid skin due to the nature of his work. Large deft hands, a good deal like the hands of a surgeon, square, blunt-fingered, spatulate. Indeed, as you saw him at work, a wire-netted electric bulb held in one hand, the other plunged deep into the vitals of the car on which he was engaged, you thought of a surgeon performing a major operation. He wore one of those round skullcaps characteristic of his craft (the brimless crown of an old felt hat). He would deftly remove the transmission case and plunge his hand deep into the car’s guts, feeling expertly about with his engine-wise fingers as a surgeon feels for liver, stomach, gall bladder, intestines, appendix. When he brought up his hand, all dripping with grease (which is the warm blood of the car), he invariably had put his finger on the sore spot.
All this, of course, could not serve to endear him to the girls. On the contrary, you would have thought that his hands alone, from which he could never quite free the grease and grit, would have caused some feeling of repugnance among the lily-fingered. But they, somehow, seemed always to be finding an excuse to touch him: his tie, his hair, his coat sleeve. They seemed even to derive a vicarious thrill from holding his hat or cap when on an outing. They brushed imaginary bits of lint from his coat lapel. They tried on his seal ring, crying: “Oo, lookit, how big it is for me, even my thumb!” He called this “pawing a guy over”; and the lint ladies he designated as “thread pickers.”