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“I write for the magazines,” said I.

“Do they know it?” grinned Tony.

“Just beginning to be faintly aware. Your stand looks like a story to me. Tell me, does one ever come your way? For instance, don’t they come here asking for their home-town paper–sobs in their voice–grasp the sheet with trembling hands–type swims in a misty haze before their eyes–turn aside to brush away a tear–all that kind of stuff, you know?”

Tony’s grin threatened his cold-sore. You can’t stand on the corner of Clark and Randolph all those years without getting wise to everything there is.

“I’m on,” said he, “but I’m afraid I can’t accommodate, girlie. I guess my ear ain’t attuned to that sob stuff. What’s that? Yessir. Nossir, fifteen cents. Well, I can’t help that; fifteen’s the reg’lar price of foreign papers. Thanks. There, did you see that? I bet that gink give up fifteen of his last two bits to get that paper. O, well, sometimes they look happy, and then again sometimes they–Yes’m. Mississippi? Five cents. Los Vegas Optic right here. Heh there! You’re forgettin’ your change!–an’ then again sometimes they look all to the doleful. Say, stick around. Maybe somebody’ll start something. You can’t never tell.”

And then this happened.

A man approached Tony’s news stand from the north, and a woman approached Tony’s news stand from the south. They brought my story with them.

The woman reeked of the city. I hope you know what I mean. She bore the stamp, and seal, and imprint of it. It had ground its heel down on her face. At the front of her coat she wore a huge bunch of violets, with a fleshly tuberose rising from its center. Her furs were voluminous. Her hat was hidden beneath the cascades of a green willow plume. A green willow plume would make Edna May look sophisticated. She walked with that humping hip movement which city women acquire. She carried a jangling handful of useless gold trinkets. Her heels were too high, and her hair too yellow, and her lips too red, and her nose too white, and her cheeks too pink. Everything about her was “too,” from the black stitching on her white gloves to the buckle of brilliants in her hat. The city had her, body and soul, and had fashioned her in its metallic cast. You would have sworn that she had never seen flowers growing in a field.

Said she to Tony:

“Got a Kewaskum Courier?”

As she said it the man stopped at the stand and put his question. To present this thing properly I ought to be able to describe them both at the same time, like a juggler keeping two balls in the air at once. Kindly carry the lady in your mind’s eye. The man was tall and rawboned, with very white teeth, very blue eyes and an open-faced collar that allowed full play to an objectionably apparent Adam’s apple. His hair and mustache were sandy, his gait loping. His manner, clothes, and complexion breathed of Waco, Texas (or is it Arizona?)

Said he to Tony:

“Let me have the London Times.”

Well, there you are. I turned an accusing eye on Tony.

“And you said no stories came your way,” I murmured, reproachfully.

“Help yourself,” said Tony.

The blonde lady grasped the Kewaskum Courier. Her green plume appeared to be unduly agitated as she searched its columns. The sheet rattled. There was no breeze. The hands in the too-black stitched gloves were trembling.

I turned from her to the man just in time to see the Adam’s apple leaping about unpleasantly and convulsively. Whereupon I jumped to two conclusions.

Conclusion one: Any woman whose hands can tremble over the Kewaskum Courier is homesick.

Conclusion two: Any man, any part of whose anatomy can become convulsed over the London Times is homesick.

She looked up from her Courier. He glanced away from his Times. As the novelists have it, their eyes met. And there, in each pair of eyes there swam that misty haze about which I had so earnestly consulted Tony. The
Green Plume took an involuntary step forward. The Adam’s Apple did the same. They spoke simultaneously.