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“The captain was visibly annoyed. My interlocutor in this conversation was his second in authority, the one who had captured me. He had no distinct mark of rank, but I fancied him to be a sergeant. At length the captain turned to him, and said, ‘Jones, I can’t write if you keep up this talking.’

“I knew that this was meant as a hint for me, but I knew also that my very last hope lay in my winning the hearts of the guerrilla officer and his men. So with slightly lowered voice I kept on talking to the men, who looked at me from under their ragged slouched hats with the most eager interest. At the end of one of my stories their amusement broke forth into hearty laughter. The captain stopped writing, and turned upon me with the remark, only half in jest, I thought:

“‘I’ll have to shoot you, lieutenant. You must be a valuable man in the Yankee camp.’

“I forced a laugh, but went on with my stories, explaining to the captain that I meant to enjoy my last hours at all hazards. The accent of those about me reminded me irresistibly of the year that I, though of Northern birth, had spent in a school in eastern Virginia.

“‘You are a Virginian,’ I said to Sergeant Jones.

“‘Yes.’

“‘What county?’

“‘I’m from Powhatan.’

“‘I went to school in the next county,’ I said, ‘at what was called Amelia Academy.’

“‘Goatville?’ demanded Jones.

“‘Yes, I went to old Goat. That’s what we all called him on account of his red goatee. We never dated a letter otherwise than “Goatville.” And yet we loved and revered the principal. Did you go there?’

“‘No,’ said Jones, ‘but I knew a good many who did.’

“Well, from this I broke into my stock of schoolboy stories of the jokes about the ‘cat,’ or roll pudding we had twice a week, of the rude tricks put upon greenhorns and their retorts in kind. The men enjoyed these yarns, and even the captain was amused, as I inferred, because I could no longer hear his pen scratching, for he sat behind me.

“‘Did you ever swim in the Appomattox?’ asked Jones.

“‘Yes,’ I replied; ‘I came near losing my life there once. I had a roommate who was a good swimmer. I was also a pretty good swimmer, and we foolishly undertook for a small wager to see who could swim the river the oftenest, only stopping to touch bottom with our toes at each side. We went over side by side five times. The sixth crossing I fell behind; it was all I could do, and at its close I crept out on the bank and lay down. My roommate, Tom Freeman, struck out for a seventh. He was nearly over when the boys by my side uttered a cry. Tom was giving out. He was in a sort of hysterical laughter from exhaustion, and, though able to keep above the water, he could not make any headway. I got to my feet and begged the boys to go to his help, but they all had their clothes on, and they had so much confidence in Freeman as a swimmer that they only said, “He’ll get out.”

“‘But I could see no way in which he could get out. I had recovered a little by this time, and I seized a large piece of driftwood, plunged into the river again, and pushed this old limb of a tree across the stream ahead of me. Freeman was sinking out of sight when he got his hand on the bough. I was able to push him into water where he could get a footing, but I somehow lost my own hold on the wood and found myself sinking, utterly faint from a sort of collapse. There was a tree that had fallen into the stream a few yards below. I was just able to turn on my back and keep afloat until I could grasp the top branches of the tree. Then I crept out–I never knew how, for I was only half conscious. But I’ll never forget the cry from the boys on the other side of the stream that reached my ears as I lay exhausted alongside of Freeman on the bank. “Hurrah for Tilley!” they shouted.’

“‘No, they didn’t.’ It was the captain who contradicted me thus abruptly, and I looked up in surprise.

“‘That’s not what they called you in those days,’ said the captain. ‘They shouted, “Hurrah for Stumpey!” They never called you anything but “Stumpey.”‘

“‘Who in thunder are you?’ I said, getting to my feet.

“‘Tom Freeman,’ replied the captain, rising and grasping my hand.

“Well, I wasn’t shot, as you can see for yourselves.”