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“Yes, it’s wine; but I’ll vow it’s not much to brag of.” And the cork was once more replaced.

Just then came a knock at the door. Mrs. Jones opened it, and the store-keeper’s lad appeared.

“Mr. Smith says, please let me have the jug of antimonial wine he left here.”

“Antimonial wine!” exclaimed Mr. Jones, his chin falling, and a paleness instantly overspread his face.

“Yes, sir,” said the lad.

“Antimonial wine!” fell again, but huskily, from the quivering lips of Mr. Jones. “Send for the doctor, Kitty, quick! Oh! How sick I feel! Send for the doctor, or I’ll be a dead man in half an hour!”

“Antimonial wine! Dreadful!” exclaimed Mrs. Jones, now as pale and frightened as her husband. “Do you feel sick?”

“O! yes. As sick as death!” And the appearance of Mr. Jones by no means belied his words. “Send for the doctor instantly, or it may be too late.”

Mrs. Jones ran first in one direction and then in another, and finally, after telling the boy to run for the doctor, called Jane, her single domestic, and started her on the same errand.

Off sprung Jane at a speed outstripping that of John Gilpin. Fortunately, the doctor was in his office, and he came with all the rapidity a proper regard to the dignity of his profession would permit, armed with a stomach pump and a dozen antidotes. On arriving at the house of Mr. Jones he found the sufferer lying upon a bed, ghastly pale, and retching terribly.

“O! doctor! I’m afraid it’s all over with me!” gasped the patient.

“How did it happen? what have you taken?” inquired the doctor, eagerly.

“I took, by mistake, nearly a pint of antimonial wine.”

“Then it must be removed instantly,” said the doctor; and down the sick man’s throat went one end of a long, flexible, India rubber tube, and pump! pump! pump! went the doctor’s hand at the other end. The result was very palpable. About a pint of reddish fluid, strongly smelling of wine, came up, after which the instrument was withdrawn.

“There,” said the doctor, “I guess that will do. Now let me give you an antidote.” And a nauseous dose of something or other was mixed up and poured down, to take the place of what had just been removed.

“Do you feel any better now?” inquired the doctor, as he sat holding the pulse of the sick man, and scanning, with a professional eye, his pale face, that was covered with a clammy perspiration.

“A little,” was the faint reply. “Do you think all danger is past?”

“Yes, I think so. The antidote I have given you will neutralize the effect of the drug, as far as it has passed into the system.”

“I feel as weak as a rag,” said the patient. “I am sure I could not bear my own weight. What a powerful effect it had!”

“Don’t think of it,” returned the doctor. “Compose yourself. There is now no danger to be apprehended whatever.”

The wild flight of Jane through the street, and the hurried movements of the doctor, did not fail to attract attention. Inquiry followed, and it soon became noised about that Mr. Jones had taken poison.

Mr. Smith was just stepping into his wagon, when a man came up and said to him,

“Have you heard the news?”

“What news?”

“Mr. Jones has taken poison!”

“What?”

“Poison!”

“Who! Mr. Jones?”

“Yes. And they say he cannot live.”

“Dreadful! I must see him.” And without waiting for further information, Mr. Smith spoke to his horse and rode off at a gallop for the residence of his friend. Mrs. Jones met him at the door, looking very anxious.

“How is he?” inquired Mr. Smith, in a serious voice.

“A little better, I thank you. The doctor has taken it all out of his stomach. Will you walk up?”

Mr. Smith ascended to the chamber where lay Mr. Jones, looking as white as a sheet. The doctor was still by his side.

“Ah! my friend,” said the sick man, in a feeble voice, as Mr. Smith took his hand, “that antimonial wine of yours has nearly been the death of me.”

“What antimonial wine?” inquired Mr. Smith, not understanding his friend.

“The wine you left here in the gallon demijohn.”

“That wasn’t antimonial wine!”

“It was not?” fell from the lips of both Mr. and Mrs. Jones.

“Why, no! It was only wine that I had bought for the purpose of making antimonial wine.”

Mr. Jones rose up in bed.

“Not antimonial wine?”

“No!”

“Why the boy said it was.”

“Then he didn’t know any thing about it. It was nothing but some common wine which I had bought.”

Mr. Jones took a long breath. The doctor arose from the bedside, and Mr. Jones exclaimed,

“Well, I never!”

Then came a grave silence, in which one looked at the other, doubtingly.

“Good-day;” said the doctor, and went down stairs.

“So you have been drinking my wine, it seems,” laughed Mr. Smith, as soon as the man with the stomach pump had retired.

“I only took a little toll,” said Mr. Jones, back into whose pale face the color was beginning to come, and through whose almost paralyzed nerves was again flowing from the brain a healthy influence. “But don’t say any thing about it! Don’t for the world!”

“I won’t, on one condition,” said Mr. Smith, whose words were scarcely coherent, so strongly was he convulsed with laughter.

“What is that?”

“You must become a teetotaller.”

“Can’t do that,” replied Mr. Jones.

“Give me a day or two to make up my mind.”

“Very well. And now, good bye; the sun is nearly down, and it will be night before I get home.”

And Mr. Smith shook hands with Mr. and Mrs. Jones and hurriedly retired, trying, but in vain, to leave the house in a grave and dignified manner. Long before Mr. Jones had made up his mind to join the teetotallers, the story of his taking toll was all over the town, and for the next two or three months he had his own time of it. After that, it became an old story.