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Saying this, the doctor arose, and was moving towards the door, when the frightened patient called to him in such appealing tones, that he was constrained to pause. A humble confession of error, and repeated apologies, softened the physician’s suddenly awakened anger, and he came back and resumed his seat.

“My friend,” said he, on recovering his self-possession, which had been considerably disturbed, “Do you know the composition of Mrs.–‘s cordial, which you took with so much confidence?”

“I do not!” replied the gentleman.

“Humph! Well, I can tell you. About nine-tenths of it is cheap brandy, or New-England rum, which completely destroys or neutralizes the salutary medicaments that form the tithe thereof. I don’t wonder that this stuff has aggravated all your symptoms. I would, if in your state of health, about as leave take poison.”

“Pray, don’t talk to me in that way, doctor,” said the patient, imploringly. “I am sick, and what you say can only have the effect to make me worse. I am already sufficiently punished for my folly. Prescribe for me once more, and be assured that I will not again play the fool.”

Doctor–‘s professional indignation had pretty well burned itself out by this time; so he took up the case again, and once more gave a prescription. In a couple of days, the gentleman was quite well again; but that Mrs.–‘s cordial cost him twenty dollars.

He is now a little wiser than he was before; and is very careful as to whose prescriptions he takes. It would be better for the health of the entire community if every individual would be as careful in the same matter as he is now. Those who are sick should, ere taking medicine, consult a physician of experience and skill; but, above all things, they should shun advertised nostrums, in the sale of which the manufacturers and vendors are interested. Often testimonials as to their efficacy are mere forgeries. Health is too vital a thing to be risked in this way.