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Tactics In Selling
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“I had to wait in town anyway for several hours so that I couldn’t get out until after supper. So I went up to the hotel for dinner. That afternoon I went back to Murphy’s store, pulled out a cigar case and, passing it over to the old gentleman, said, ‘Take one, neighbor. These are out of my private box.’ It was really a good cigar and the old man, giving me a little blarney, said, ‘Surre, that cigare is a birrd.’ ‘I’m glad you like it,’ said I. ‘I have those sent me from Chicago, a fresh box every week. If you like it so well, here, take a couple more. I have lots of them in my grip.’ I laid a couple on the old man’s desk and he didn’t object.
“‘Now, Mr. Murphy,’ said I, ‘I know you don’t wish to look at any of my goods whatsoever, and I’m not the man to ask you the second time. In fact, I am really glad you don’t wish to buy some goods from me because it gives me a chance to run through my samples. I’ve been aiming to do some work on them for several days but really haven’t had the time–I’ve been so busy. But, as there’s nobody else here in the town that I care to see (a mild dose of “smoosh,” given at the right time and in the right way, never does any harm, you know) and as there’s no sample room here I’m sure you’ll allow me to have my trunk thrown in your store where I shall not be in your way. I wish to rid myself of “outs.”
“‘Surre, me b’y; surre me b’y,’ said the old man. ‘Toike all the room you will but ye know Oime not for lookin’ at your goods. Oime waitin’ fer a friend, ye know.’
“‘Very well, thank you; I promise you faithfully, Mr. Murphy, that I’ll not show you any goods. I merely wish to get rid of my “tear- outs” and straighten up my line.’
“When the drayman dumped my trunk into the back end of the store, I opened up on the counter and tore off several ‘outs.’ I let my samples lie there and went up the street, but came back several times and peeped into the front window to see what the old man was doing. I did this three or four times and finally I saw him and one of the clerks back where my samples were, fingering them over.
“Then I went around to the back door, which was near where my samples were, marched right in and caught the old man in the act.”
“Sell him?” spoke up one of the boys.
“Sure,” said the wall paper man, “and I made the man who had lost the hat come down and buy one for me from the old Irishman.”
“Well, that was a clever sale,” said the hat man, “but you have, you know, as much trouble sometimes holding an old customer in line as you do in selling a new one. For my own part, whenever a customer gets clear off the hook, I let him swim. You have a great deal better luck casting your fly for new fish than you do in throwing your bait for one that has got away from you. My rule is, when a man is gone–let him go. But, as long as I have him on the hook, I am going to play him.
“When I was down in New Orleans a few seasons ago, one of my old customers said, ‘Look here, I don’t see any use of buying goods from you. I can buy them right home just as cheaply as you sell them to me, and save the freight. This freight item amounts to a good deal in the course of a year. See, here is a stiff hat that I buy for twenty-four dollars a dozen that is just as good as the one that you are selling me for the same money. Look at it.’ He passed it over to me. I rubbed my hand over the crown and quickly I rapped the derby over my fist knocking the crown clean off it. I threw the rim onto the floor and didn’t say a word. This play cost me a new hat but it was the best way I could answer my customer’s argument. After that, my customer was as gentle as a dove. He afterwards admitted that he liked my goods better but that he was trying to work me for the difference in freight.”