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Ed Meyers tucked his cigar neatly into the extreme right corner of his mouth, pushed his brown derby far back on his head, rested his strangely lean hands on his plump
knees, and fixed T. A. Junior with a shrewd blue eye. “That suits me fine,” he agreed. “I never was one to beat around the bush. Look here. I know skirts from the draw-string to the ruffle. It’s a woman’s garment, but a man’s line. There’s fifty reasons why a woman can’t handle it like a man. For one thing the packing cases weigh twenty-five pounds each, and she’s as dependent on a packer and a porter as a baby is on its mother. Another is that if a man has to get up to make a train at 4 A.M. he don’t require twenty- five minutes to fasten down three sets of garters, and braid his hair, and hook his waist up the back, and miss his train. And he don’t have neuralgic headaches. Then, the head of a skirt department in a store is a woman, ten times out of ten. And lemme tell you,” he leaned forward earnestly, “a woman don’t like to buy of a woman. Don’t ask me why. I’m too modest. But it’s the truth.”

“Well?” said young T. A., with the rising inflection.

“Well,” finished Ed Meyers, “I like your stuff. I think it’s great. It’s a seller, with the right man to push it. I’d like to handle it. And I’ll guarantee I could double the returns from your Middle-Western territory.” T. A. Junior had strangely translucent eyes. Their luminous quality had an odd effect upon any one on whom he happened to turn them. He had been scrawling meaningless curlycues on a piece of paper as Ed Meyers talked. Now he put down the pencil, turned, and looked Ed Meyers fairly in the eye.

“You mean you want Mrs. McChesney’s territory?” he asked quietly.

“Well, yes, I do,” confessed Ed Meyers, without a blush.

Young T. A. swung back to his desk, tore from the pad before him the piece of paper on which he had been scrawling, crushed it, and tossed it into the wastebasket with an air of finality.

“Take the second elevator down,” he said. “The nearest one’s out of order.”

For a moment Ed Meyers stared, his fat face purpling. “Oh, very well,” he said, rising. “I just made you a business proposition, that’s all. I thought I was talking to a business man. Now, old T. A.–“

“That’ll be about all,” observed T. A. Junior, from his desk.

Ed Meyers started toward the door. Then he paused, turned, and came back to his chair. His heavy jaw jutted out threateningly.

“No, it ain’t all, either. I didn’t want to mention it, and if you’d treated me like a gentleman, I wouldn’t have. But I want to say to you that McChesney’s giving this firm a black eye. Morals don’t figure with a man on the road, but when a woman breaks into this game, she’s got to be on the level.”

T. A. Junior rose. The blonde stenographer who had made the admiring remark anent his eyes would have appreciated those features now. They glowed luminously into Ed Meyers’ pale blue ones until that gentleman dropped his eyelids in confusion. He seemed at a disadvantage in every way, as T. A. Junior’s lean, graceful height towered over the fat man’s bulk. “I don’t know Mrs. McChesney,” said T. A. Junior. “I haven’t even seen her in six years. My interest in the business is very recent. I do know that my father swears she’s the best salesman he has on the road. Before you go any further I want to tell you that you’ll have to prove what you just implied, so definitely, and conclusively, and convincingly that when you finish you’ll have an ordinary engineering blue-print looking like a Turner landscape. Begin.”

Ed Meyers, still standing, clutched his derby tightly and began.

“She’s a looker, Emma is. And smooth! As the top of your desk. But she’s getting careless. Now a decent, hard-working, straight girl like Miss Hattie Stitch, of Kiser & Bloch’s, River Falls, won’t buy of her. You’ll find you don’t sell that firm. And they buy big, too. Why, last summer I had it from the clerk of the hotel in that town that she ran around all day with a woman named LeHaye–Blanche LeHaye, of an aggregation of bum burlesquers called the Sam Levin Crackerjack Belles. And say, for a whole month there, she had a tough young kid traveling with her that she called her son. Oh, she’s queering your line, all right. The days are past when it used to be a signal for a loud, merry laugh if you mentioned you were selling goods on the road. It’s a fine art, and a science these days, and the name of T. A. Buck has always stood for–“