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“And it’ll cost ye a hundred, Hennesey. I’ve done it. It takes a cool hundred to bring a crew on from either port. Don’t be a fule, Hennesey. I’m domned sorry I slugged ye. I wuz put out, ye see, but I felt bad about it nixt day. I can’t deal wid Williams, the dog, but I can wid you, and you can wid him.”

“Speak up. What do ye want, John Murphy?”

“That we git together, Hennesey, for our mutual advantage. Give up this idee of gittin’ me business away from me. Ye can’t do it. I’m too well established, and the only skipper I’ve blacklisted is Williams, and he’s all ye’ve got.”

“What do I git out of it?”

“Ye git your blood-money from Williams, widout huntin’ up yer min. I git the allotment agin’ the expense I’m put to in feedin’ thim. The regular thing, except thot ye make more than ye would as a runner–only ye’ve got to muster ’em into the shippin’-office and sign ’em. I can’t appear. Williams might be there, and cold-deck the deal.”

“Murphy, gimme me job back and I’m wid ye. But I want me priveleges–a drink whin I nade it, and access to the bar for me frinds.”

“Right, Hennesey; let bygones be bygones. Put this job through as shippin’-master, and thin go on wid me as runner. Shake hands.”

They shook, Murphy joyous and forgiving, Hennesey cold, suspicious, and unforgiving. A handshake is a poor auditing of a fist blow.

“Whin does Williams want his min?” asked Murphy.

“In two weeks, about. Twinty-four able seamen.”

“Thot’s good. I’ll have to feed ’em a week, and thot’s dead loss; but I’ll be contint; yes, I’ll be contint, Hennesey, if I can furnish Williams wid the right kind of a crew, God d–bliss him!”

“Ye’re gittin’ religion, are ye not?” asked Hennesey. “I heard he slugged ye around decks and bundled ye down into yer boat.'”

“Yes”–and Murphy’s eyes shone–“but thot’s all past, Hennesey. I’m not the man to hold a grudge. Ye know thot.”

“But I am,” muttered Hennesey, as they parted.

And thus did Murphy plan his dark vengeance upon Captain Williams. It went through without a hitch; the twenty-four wild men from Galway and Limerick, shipped on by Brother Mike, arrived at Murphy’s house in a few days, and were housed and fed–“mate” with every meal–to the scandal of Mrs. Murphy, who averred that she “niver seed such min.”

“Fur they have no table manners, John,” she said. “What’s the use givin’ thim knives and forks, whin they don’t know how to use thim? Foor o’ thim cut their mouths.”

“Niver mind, Norah,” said Murphy, kindly. “Give thim spoons; for a spoon is like a shovel, ye know, and they’re accustomed to shovels. And give ’em bafe stew and mashed praties.”

“I’ll give ’em rat pizen, if I have to sarve ’em much longer,” responded the good lady. “I was a silf-respictin’ woman before I married you, John Murphy, and didn’t have to consort wid lunatics.”

“Niver mind, Norah,” answered Murphy, soothingly. “I’ll be rid o’ thim in a few days, and ye’ll have a new driss out o’ the proceeds.”

The proceeds were secured. Murphy collected a week’s board in advance from each, and induced them to deposit their money with him for safe-keeping. Then he got them drunk on his tried and true whisky, and kept them so; then he collected ten dollars from each for a ticket to Queenstown on the ship which would sail in a few days; and then he audited an account for each, charging them with money advanced as they asked for it. As he always trebled the amount that they asked for, and as they were too drunk and befuddled to contest the word of so good and kind a man, Murphy had a tidy sum due him when the allotments were signed.

This happened in due time and form. Captain. Williams, knowing by experience that no crew would sign with him if he showed himself, remained away from the shipping-office and took his ship down to the Horseshoe with the help of his two mates, cook, steward, and a tug, leaving his articles in the care of Hennesey, and trusting to him to sign the crew and bring them down in the tug that would tow him out past the light-ship.