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“Yis; but o’ nothin’ else. Thim fellers don’t fear a gun, so I don’t carry one. Why, a while back, there was a bad time at the corner whin the two gangs got mixed up, and the police cum down. They used their guns, but–hill! the bullets just punctured their skins, and they picked thim out wid their fingers and wint for the coppers and done thim up. I tell ye, Jawn, that a wild Irishman, frish from the bogs and the hills, can outwork, outfight, and outeat any man alive.”

“Outeat?”

“I give thim mate three times a day. If it wuzn’t for the profits o’ the bar, it wud brek me. And, say, Jawn, they can’t say ‘mate’ whin they ask for more. They say ‘mate.'”

“‘Mate’? And can’t they say ‘mate,’ whin they ate it so much?”

“No, Jawn, they sing out for mate. It’s no use; they can’t spake the language, and it’s no use t’achin’ thim. They’re good min to wurruk–all bone and sole leather, but ye can’t refine thim.”

“You can’t, Mike, but I kin.”

“How, ye skeptic? Luk at ’em. Scratch ’em, and they won’t bleed. Shoot ’em, and they’ll pick out the bullets and paste ye wid ’em. Reason wid ’em, and they’ll insult ye. Refine ’em, Jawn! Ye’re crazy. Luk at thot felly down there under the hatch. He’s here on his weddin’ trip, but he lift his wife behind in the old country.”

“That makes no difference,” answered John, ruminatively; “I can refine ’em. Make sure, Mike, that whin they come to New York they come to my house in Front Street. I’ll feed ’em mate three times a day again’ the time they take the ship for the old sod. I’ll be good to thim, Mike. Send thim to me.”

“Ay, John, I will thot. But ye’ll nade to square yerself wid yer butcher in advance if ye think to feed thim wolfs. They’re hungry and they’re thirsty be nature.”

“Never mind. Send thim on, both factions. I’ll take care o’ thim. They’re a fine lot o’ min, and I’ll be good to ’em.”

John verified Mike’s description of them when they met, both gangs, at their afternoon recess in Mike’s barroom. They conversed in shouts and whoops, uttering words that, while they bore a slight resemblance to English, were in the main unintelligible. Murphy endeavored to find those whose sole-leather flesh had stopped a bullet, but could not. However, digging his fingers into the breasts and shoulders of a few of the quietest convinced him that the story could not be far wrong. The stiffened muscles felt like bones.

He treated them all, and was glad, when he saw them drink, that he had not promised them free whisky at his house; but he reiterated his promise of “mate” three times a day, and secured their promise to board at his house while waiting for sailing-day. This done, he finished his visit and returned to New York.

His first task was to estimate the business situation; it was the same, except that his boarders had gone at the request of Mrs. Murphy. This was good, almost as good as the news that Williams’s old crew had scattered and that there was not a deep-water man in port to aid Hennesey in his first job in the shipping business. He cautiously hunted for Hennesey, meeting him by accident, as he said, in the street at daytime, safe from possible bricks or clubs coming out of the dark.

“And how are ye, Tim?” he said, exuberantly, as he extended his hand.

“So so,” answered Hennesey, ignoring the greeting and eying his late employer suspiciously. “And how is it wid you?”

“Fine, Hennesey, fine. In a week I’ll have as fine a crew of min in me house as iver ye laid eyes on. Lake sailors, every wan o’ thim. And I’ll be after havin’ to find thim a ship.”

“That’s easier than to find the min,” said Hennesey, still watching for a sudden demonstration of Murphy’s fist. “I’ll be goin’ to Philadelphy, I think, or Boston.”